What is red and goes 200 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender
why were helen kellers hands crippled? From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat
what is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender
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What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck
