Miles Per Hour jokes
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
What is red and goes 200 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender.
What is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
Why were Helen Keller's hands crippled?
From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour.
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
When you're going 80 km in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.