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A picture of Stephen Hawking looking at a monitor. The text on the image says, "when you max out your intelligence and put nothing on agility".

Your local comrade

*The talk*

A comic strip with three panels. In the first panel, a pink figure asks a taller blue figure, "Dad! Am I adopted?" In the second panel, the blue figure replies, "Of course not!" In the third panel, the blue figure says, "Why would I ever choose you?"

This just inspired me to take action.

A black and white kitten with blue eyes sits on a wooden floor. There is a text bubble near the kitten's head that reads, "You will die with regrets."

Allow me to assume please.

A drawing shows two people facing each other. The first person, on the left, asks "how are you?". The second person answers: "my pronouns are...", and the person on the right replies: "You have exactly 10 seconds to get the fuck out of my house."

A white outlined image of a crying person with glasses. Text above the image reads, 'POV: You used higher than middle school level vocabulary'. Text within the image reads, "STOP USING A THESAURUS, IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU SOUND SMART!!!"

Sending this post to someone? It looks
better when you share it.
MacMiller
I wrote @ScHoolBoyQ album. I
can't keep it a secret anymore. I
wrote all the hooks and bridges.
3/18/14, 8:09 PM
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@MacMiller so your admitting u
use da N WORD???
3/18/14, 8:37 PM
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He had the pass anyway. In inertia I swear he say
"all you niggas old news" hence the bleep. As
well In Shut the front door he says "I'm clearly a
Wigger" Yes that's right, with the hard R! I agree tho
man, Mac really was that (N)Wigga 8real.
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Pretty sure the bleep in inertia is Ariana or my ex or
my old bitch something like that but in reference to
her
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MaclsLife OP 4h
Shit you may be right, but i like the idea of him
saying the N Word!!
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Hahaha now what overlord should i kill next

A cartoon of the character, Alastor, with the text: "What is Captain Hook's favorite break-up line? It's not you; it's Smee!"

Good girl.

A man is sitting on a couch with his arm around a woman whose mouth is covered in duct tape and her hands and feet are tied. The text says "This could be us but you keep escaping."

Pika! Pika! I CHOOSE YOU!!!

The image is a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, hands are poking the cheeks of a smiling Pikachu. The second panel shows a man with blond hair and a bloody nose, getting punched in the face by a woman wearing a yellow Pikachu shirt.

I’m a professional 😉

A man is shown in five different panels. In the first panel, he is yelling: "WHY DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER?". The second panel shows another man, who responds: "SHE WAS LYING THERE NAKED, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!". In the third panel, the first man is yelling: "THE AUTOPSY, THE FUCKING AUTOPSY!". In the fourth panel, he is throwing a chair, and yelling: "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB!". In the fifth panel, he is pointing and yelling: "YOU ARE THE WORST VET ON EARTH!"

Something cute for yall :3

A light green frog with three stars above its head. The text "LOOK AT THE BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER" is placed above the frog. At the bottom of the image is the text "Actually, top left corner" and the text "<3 You" can be seen in the middle.

Two comments from the same user. The first comment posted 1 day ago says, "can people stop begging for followers, it's cringe." The second comment posted 2 months ago says, "Follow me or you are gay."

when your uncle
comes to visit but
you rape him first
The future is now, old man.

The image shows a yellow cartoon duck standing in a dark room, with a sword visible behind it. Above the duck are speech bubbles with text: 'im not gonna ask you again where are the grapes'

A box of Case-o's cereal with a picture of a person giving a thumbs up. The cereal is said to be the finest cereal and that Twitch Bits can get you. It is made with real honey and can help lower cholesterol as part of a heart healthy diet.

when you mix your dead wife's eggs with
your now dead son's sperm and drink
the mixture without feeling bad about it
because it's technically not cannibalism
veryrelatablenigga

A yellow emoji with wide eyes, exaggerated eyelashes, and a large, open mouth is holding a fist to its mouth. The text above reads, "Love, that's not the coughing emoji. Edited to add: as of this morning (1st April), Tanunda is now doing a drive through. You can just explain your symptoms, and drive through and get tested - no appointment needed for this. As for the walk in clinic at the back of the hospital - this is STILL operating and STILL requires you to make an appointment. Thanks everyone! Hi everyone. A member wanted me to update you on the Corona Virus Health Testing Station set up at Tanunda Hospital. Please don't just roll up, as y..."

A person is laying face down on a white surface. The character Plankton from the cartoon "Spongebob Squarepants" is standing on top of the person's back and "massaging" their lower back. Text above the picture reads: "Baby can you give me an upper back massage" Me:

Would make any day better. If you don’t understand this then research “shaiden rouge.” She is a scientist who explains how this could improve somebody’s mental state.

A collage with two images. On the left, a woman is putting her hair up in a ponytail from a close-up. On the right, there is a woman putting her hair up in a ponytail, in two different images. Text on the top says: "when your man is having a rough day and says nothing can fix it."

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows a woman with blonde braided hair and a nose ring looking up into the camera, with text overlay reading 'help me stepbro, i'm stuck'. The bottom panel shows Rick Astley smiling, with text overlay reading 'you know the rules and so do i'.

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