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Airport

5 views · Thoughtless · 1 year ago
The image shows three panels. In the first panel, an airline employee tells a passenger "You're too late, sir." In the second panel, Gandalf is standing in an airport, saying, "A wizard is never late, nor is he..." In the third panel, the airline employee replies, "Look, pal. This is a fucking airport. Your plane's gone."
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    • Hair

    3 views · BellaTrix · 2 years ago
    A four panel image featuring different characters whipping their hair. The text reads "I whip my hair back and forth" for the first three panels and "ALL OF YOU STOP THAT!" in the last panel.
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    • Housewife

    BellaTrix · 2 years ago
    The image shows Bellatrix Lestrange with the text: "Slaughters powerful wizards left and right. Killed by chubby housewife."
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    • Magic Trick

    BellaTrix · 2 years ago
    A still from a movie showing Voldemort and Dumbledore having a conversation. Voldemort asks Dumbledore, "Can you show me some magic tricks?" Dumbledore exclaims, "CAN I?!" The text below states, "...and then, Voldemort swore his revenge on Dumbledore for taking his nose away..."
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    • Drug

    165 views · Pickle Rick! · 7 years ago

    What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

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