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Heroin Monkey
26 days ago
A black pickup truck is seen from behind on a road. The truck is heavily adorned with numerous crude and politically charged bumper stickers covering its rear window and tailgate. On the top left of the rear window, a sticker reads "MAKE AMERICA CUM AGAIN". To its right, another sticker says "FUCK DA NRA" with the NRA logo crossed out. Below these, a large sticker proclaims "GET ON THE CUM TRAIN". On the tailgate, a sticker on the left reads "ONLY MY WIFE CAN FART ON MY BALLS!". In the center of the tailgate, below an American flag decal, a smaller sticker states "I WILL NOT CUM". Further down, a white sticker with "TOYOTA" and "STOP THE CUM!" and "JUST SAY NO TO CRANKIN OFF" is visible. On the right side of the tailgate, a sticker says "L'TS GO BRANDON", a euphemism for "Fuck Joe Biden". Below this, another sticker reads "REAL PATRIOTS MAKE THE BEST BOTTOMS!". Further down, "WHITE CUMS MATTER!" is displayed, a crude parody of "Black Lives Matter". To its right, "SHIT BLUE" is visible, likely referring to Democrats. Below "WHITE CUMS MATTER!", a sticker demands "IMPREGNATE BIDEN!". Other small stickers include "STOP THE WIPE!" and "TRUMP TRAIN". The truck's license plate reads "NVR CUM". The truck has "4x4" on its mudflaps and a large exhaust pipe.
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    • Heroin Monkey
    10 months ago
    Trying out this new golf cart and just hit a family of 4! Talk about a squad wipe! #noskins
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    • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows three portraits of Albert Einstein, Charles Darwin, and Isaac Newton under the text "People whom are normally thought to be the smartest in the world." Below, there is an image of a silhouette of a person's head with a question mark in place of a face, followed by the text: "The actual smartest person in the world: The guy that made toilet paper turn red when you've finished wiping."
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    • DaRapBoat
    1 year ago

    Veronica fine af tho

    A split image with Eminem on the left and Jack Harlow on the right. Both are facing the viewer and hold their hands up in a frame around their faces. The text reads "Imagine if Eminem releases a collab with Jack Harlow with a MV and at the end of it Em takes off his crown and puts it on Jack's head, then acts all shook and emotional and then Em wipes his tears and says "IT'S YOUR TIME TO SHINE JACK, MY CROWN IS IN SAFE HANDS NOW"."
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    • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A young person is sitting on a bench, looking at their phone. Below the image is text that asks "IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT their diarrhea?" followed by a list of funny definitions for common texting abbreviations. For example, "brb = bathroom bonanza", "lol = lots of liquid", and "smh = so many hemorrhoids".
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    • M3ME G0D
    1 year ago
    3 year old me on the toilet waiting for my mom to wipe my ass
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    • Johnathon
    1 year ago

    Ghost poop

    An image from the tv show "Unsolved Mysteries" with the text, "when you take a massive poop but when you wipe-and-check there's nothing on the tp".
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    • XI
    1 year ago
    A meme showing a character from Halo, a spartan in blue armor, saying "Wait, That's illegal". The text above the image reads "When you poop then wipe but nothings there".
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    • M3ME G0D
    1 year ago
    A lined paper with the text 'AP ART FINAL' at the top and a large chain of connected 'S' shapes in the center. Above the paper is the text '*wipes tears* it's... it's beautiful' and below that 'A piece that defines a generation'.
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    • Wade
    1 year ago

    ‘Merica

    The image shows a bald eagle with an American flag in the background. The text above the image says "Hey are you free this weekend?" followed by the stage directions: "[gazes into distance]", "[wipes tear from cheek]", and "[bald eagle screeches]". The last line of text is "I'm always free."
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    • GG Miller
    2 years ago

    I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

    A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.
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