New When Memes - Page 46 - Worst Jokes Ever

Charger

3 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me on Monday morning with both my phone and computer

A picture of Kevin Hart with a sad expression. The text says: How you look when you wake up & the charger wasn't plugged in.

Brother

2 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

My brother when i slap him on the arm. But at the same time they are not about to grow up soft.

A man with a surprised expression has his finger in front of his lips, as if telling someone to be quiet. The text says "WHEN YOU SLAP YOUR LITTLE BROTHER AND HE STARTS TO CRY."

Sleep

1 view · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me vs. My mom

The image is split into two panels. The left panel shows Spongebob with a scared expression. The text above reads "Me when other people are sleeping". The right panel shows a green fish character with a joyful expression. The text above reads "Other people when I'm sleeping". The website boredpanda.com is visible at the bottom right corner.

Lecture

19 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Joke turned serious

A young child is looking confused with his hand on his cheek. The text above reads: "When you tell your parents a joke and it turns into a lecture."

Shower

8 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me everyday

A man in a green uniform and khaki pants is shown mid-reaction, seemingly jumping. The caption reads, "When your shower is too hot and it hits your back."

Noah

16 views · Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

When you overslept and can't find Noah

The image shows a dinosaur standing on a paddle board in the water, with the text 'When you overslept and can't find Noah'.

Vaccine

5 views · IZABELLA💖💖 · 3 years ago

))))))))

A close up of a cat with its mouth open and teeth visible, looking very angry. The text on the image says: "WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY ARE NOT UP TO DATE ON RECOMMENDED VACCINES."

Eating

7 views · IZABELLA💖💖 · 3 years ago

//////.....

A close-up photo of a chipmunk with puffed cheeks. The text reads: "WHEN YOU ALREADY STARTED EATING AND SOMEONE SAYS 'LET'S PRAY'".

Meme

14 views · IZABELLA💖💖 · 3 years ago

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TikTok

12 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

👀💀💀

A group of silver, humanoid robots are standing next to each other. Above them is text that says: "TikTok users when the 'toaster bath' challenge exists".

Company

53 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Man I hate it when companies do this crap, now you can't commit toaster bath anymore

A silver toaster is floating in space with a galaxy background. Text is written over the image: "New waterproof toaster."

Toaster

2 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Oh dear Omnissiah imma act up!

The image shows a four-panel meme. The top panel shows a person holding a colorful, spherical object with a toaster design. The text says: "Here is what the classifier algorithm thinks is the pure essence of toaster. When the neural net". The subsequent panels show, from left to right and top to bottom: a picture of Adeptus Mechanicus, a robed figure looking unimpressed, an image of a regular toaster and finally a second robed figure flailing wildly.

Toaster

3 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

It's even better when they get charged by a 19 yo with a funny boom boom stick

The image is split into two panels, both showing a black cat. The top panel shows the cat looking up and to the left with wide eyes. The bottom panel shows a closer view of the cat's face, its eyes even wider, and the text "OH NO" below it. Above these panels is text that reads "Germans in WW1 watching as a giant toaster with guns is slowly approaching them."

Upvote

12 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

We must send upvotes immediately

A toaster with a slice of bread inside. The bread has an upvote arrow on it. The text reads: "When I see a meme with no upvotes:".

Toaster

6 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

The TRICKSTER

The image shows a character labeled "The Trickster" from a video game or fantasy setting. Above this character, text reads, "When you identify as a toaster so you can get in a bath with an emo girl."

Error

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Or Holy Oils work

A picture shows a mechanical figure in a red hood holding a staff with a gear on top. The text on the image reads: "When you fixed a minor error on your computer by googling it. I hold the secrets of the machine spirit."

Secret

1 view · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

I know them all, just like you keep busting onto your computer keyboard, that's why it's always got sticky keys

The image shows a disassembled car key at the top and a drawing of a mechanical character with glowing blue eyes with the text "I know the secrets of the machine". The caption at the top reads "when you learn how to disassemble your car key".

Toaster

160 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.

A picture of a cartoon character with white hair and a sly smile, with the text "Parents: are you still a virgin? The toaster:"

Human

1 view · CUTE BOY😝 · 3 years ago

OMG

A white and orange cat is sitting on a rocky surface outside, looking directly at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "WHEN YOU REALIZE YOUR HUMANS ARE TRYING TO BECOME YOU BY PRACTICING SOCIAL DISTANCING, STAYING HOME ALL THE TIME, AND CLEANING THEMSELVES OFTEN."

Parent

25 views · Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Worst punishment of all

A chalkboard with the text: “QUOTE OF THE DAY. ‘REMEMBER WHEN WE CRIED AS KIDS AND OUR PARENTS SAID ‘I’LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT’?-WE THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO SMACK US, BUT INSTEAD THEY DESTROYED THE HOUSING MARKET, QUADRUPLED COLLEGE TUITION FEES, MELTED THE ICE CAPS AND VOTED BREXIT.’ - ANON.”