Wandering memes

Where did Johnny go after he wandered into a minefield?

Everywhere.

My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...

Two boys are wandering in the woods, playing games.

Suddenly, they come across a naked lady, and one of the boys starts running. The other chases after him and asks: "Why did you start running?"

The boy replies with: "My mom said if I ever see a naked lady, then I would turn to stone. And I can already feel a part of me turning hard."