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A person is sitting on a white inflatable pool toy in a puddle in front of a shop, with the text: "When you need a holiday but your budget is quite limited."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows Jesus with rays of light pointing at a crying teenager. The text on the image reads: "emo bands", "lyrics about how hard life is" and "13 yr olds on vacation with their parents".

Thoughtless

Two men are lying on beach towels, soaking up the sun. The man on the left is bald, with sunglasses, and covered in tattoos. The man on the right has light brown hair and no tattoos. They're both wearing patterned shorts. Beach accessories like a bag, a book, a towel, and a phone are nearby.

Heroin Monkey

A tweet from TIME saying "Norway is happiest country in the world. What's the secret?" and below that a tweet from Secular Talk saying "I can't believe that a wealthy country with free healthcare & education, high wages, a strong middle class and nearly a month paid vacation time by law is happy." There is also a picture of a globe between the two tweets.

Cricket Green

I took a vacation to Danville lol

A cartoon image of several characters standing in a backyard. In the front, a yellow character with big eyes and overalls has its hands up in the air. A platypus is lying in the grass. The other cartoon characters seem to be focused on the two in the middle: a boy with an orange head is holding another boy with a green head by the chin.

LoserIsPro

A young child with a surprised expression is looking to the right. She is wearing a yellow jacket and is holding a bubble wand. The background is blurry green foliage. The text overlay says "ME LEAVING WORK THE DAY BEFORE VACATION".

King bob

Me on the last day of school

A child in a yellow raincoat with a surprised face, running with a yellow object in her hand. The text on the image says: "ME LEAVING WORK", and "THE DAY BEFORE VACATION."

mommy uwu

I aM dUh GoOdEsT jOkeR

The image is split into two frames. The top frame is labeled "HAWAII EXPECTATIONS" and shows animated characters, one is a muscular male with dark tattoos holding a staff, the other is a slim woman in a skirt holding a paddle. The bottom frame is labeled "HAWAII REALITY" and shows the same two characters, with the roles reversed. The female is now muscular, and the male is slimmer. Text is on the image and an username: @inline5.

Kai :)

would you mind upvoting my art please https://malmal.io/u/skilllevel0

The text 'I stuck my toes in the warm and grainy sand.' is displayed on a black background.