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Doctor

Shitpost master-general · 1 year ago
    • A meme featuring two classical paintings side-by-side. On the left, an old man in a dark robe and cap holds up a small glass of amber liquid, examining it with a pleased expression. On the right, the same man sips the liquid from the glass, looking very content and amused. The text above reads, "the doctor after i pee in that little cup".
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    • Etiquette

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • A four-panel comic strip illustrating a scenario in a men's restroom with urinals. In the first panel, a man in a yellow hoodie is using a urinal at the far right of a long row of empty urinals. In the second panel, another man in a blue shirt walks from the left towards the right, past many empty urinals. In the third panel, the man in the blue shirt stops and stands directly next to the man in the yellow hoodie, ignoring the numerous empty urinals. A red arrow points from left to right, indicating the blue shirt man's path. In the fourth panel, the man in the yellow hoodie continues using the urinal, while the man in the blue shirt is now lying knocked out on the floor beside him. The text 'En Passant.' appears above them.
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    • Chuck Norris

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • A meme featuring Chuck Norris smiling, with one leg raised and wearing a boot. Text above him reads 'GUYS BEAT THEIR MEAT'. Text next to him says 'CHUCK NORRIS shat in a Red Lobster urinal 20 years ago'.
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    • Color

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • A chart titled 'Urine Color Chart'. It shows different shades of urine color, numbered 1 through 8, from very pale yellow to dark amber. Next to each color, in a separate column, is the word 'Yes'. There is a red line between color number 3 and 4 with the text 'Entering Flavor Town'.
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    • Cocaine

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • The image shows Elmo looking confused to the right. To his left is a clear cup with a pair of eyes floating on top. The text reads, "When Elmo's urine sample begins to sing about the importance of drinking water, he realizes that the cocaine he got from Tampa was probably less than 100% pure."
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    • Bro

    CrackedRuby_alt · 1 year ago

    • 💀

    Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants with a big water cooler on his head is the reaction image for the phrase "how I look at bro in the urinal when he says 'when there's rain there's thunder!' and fucking shits himself."
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    • Skeleton

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • The image is a two-panel comic. The first panel shows a man advising another man to say to a woman: "You're an 8 on a scale of 10." The second panel shows the man instead saying to the woman: "Urinate on a skeleton."
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    • Climbing

    Gummy gummy gummy bear · 2 years ago

    • Bruh

    A picture of a white urinal with a climbing wall made of red climbing holds next to it. The wall is covered with small white tiles and a radiator is on the left side.
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    • Guy

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A face with a serious, almost annoyed expression is in focus. The text on top reads: "How I look at the guy using the urinal next to me who just said, 'Where there's rain, there's thunder!' as he farts while pissing."
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    • NASA

    Anonymous · 3 years ago

    • What's your size?

    The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows text about NASA relabeling the penis sleeve in spacesuits, and a picture of what it looks like. The bottom panel shows a face looking at a knob labeled "PP SIZE" with options "Small", "Medium", and "Large".
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