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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a Hungry Hungry Hippos game board with four cartoon figures of a car salesman positioned around it. Each salesman is gesturing towards a hippo figurine on the board. Text associated with each salesman reads 'Car Salesman: *slaps [hippo name]*'. The names of the hippos are Henry, Homer, Harry, and Happy.

trixiedixie🥰

An image of a Hello Kitty figurine with red eyes and a blood-splattered knife. The text overlay reads: "In the day, she likes Hello Kitty. At night she drops the 'O'."

Ness Plays

ITS THE APOCALYPSE

A collage of a man with an astonished expression next to the character "Woody" from Toy Story who has a stone head, in the Buzz Lightyear costume. The text says "And that's why noses run and feet smell."

Wade

The image is a four-panel cartoon showing a hand holding a Woody toy. The hand winds up the toy by turning a ring on his back, which causes chainsaws to pop out of his sides. In the last panel, a person stands shocked by the result of winding up the toy.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a picture of a person made up of small Lego bricks. The text above it says, "Here's a picture of my brother and I playing with Legos."

The Unknown King of Moderation

Only some understand this meme

The image shows a room with a bed, desk, wardrobe, and several windows. A large plush cow toy sits on the floor, and a small bird toy is perched on the cow's head.

Wei

What. The. Hell

The image shows a Google search page with the search query “how to train your poo” highlighted. Below, a stick figure is pointing at a pile of poop saying “SIT! Good Poop.”

XI

A Google search shows search suggestions like "how to train your poo", "how to train your poodle", "how to train your poodle puppy" etc.. Below, a stick figure is pointing to a pile of poop and says: "SIT! Good Poop".

M3ME G0D

incompetent ricecel_69

The Bingles

A black and white photo of the band The Beatles. Above their heads it reads, "We'll take four happy meals please", and below reads "Make sure they got boy toys in em".

Im totally not drunk 2.0

As a man can confirm

A toy in its packaging is labeled "Useless Man". It says, "This man contributes absolutely nothing to society! Lazy. Unwashed. Just lies around all day eating chips. Now with clothing!"

The perv from down the road

A Lego figure holding a waffle with the text "Lego My Eggo"

M3ME G0D

A red toy phone has the words "It's Time to Call" above "911". A hand is pressing the button. There are cartoon children on the side.

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖚𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖔𝖋 𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖑

for real

The image shows a split panel with text on top and a photo below. The top text says, "5 year old child: Makes toy videos. 10 million dollar corporations:". The bottom is a picture of a man looking at a Minecraft cow. The text on the bottom says, "I can milk you."

Madisyn

When you’re a Pokémon lover

A young person is smiling and holding several plush Pokemon toys including Pikachu, Charmander, and Bulbasaur.

ADHD autist

My cat Whimsy!

A close-up shot of a plush toy cat with sparkly, colorful fur and big, pink eyes. It's sitting on a black surface, and there's a blurry background with a bookshelf and a TV.

ADHD autist

My brother

A cute toddler with blond hair is sitting on the floor, holding a colorful ball and a pink toy. He's got a pacifier in his mouth and looks directly at the viewer.

blach66

The image shows a text at the top that says, "In the film Toy Story, if one of the toys died the child would just keep playing with its corpses. - A 5-year-old." Below the text, there is an image of a man with gray hair and a slight smile.

Advice

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A black square with the text: "BOOBS are like kids toys.. they are fun to play with, but they eventually end up in the mouth" written in white.

manglethefox

bruh who tf airdroped me this #1

A white plush toy with pink ears, snout, and inner ears, has a stitched yellow and black eye, a black eye patch and a big row of teeth, as well as a red bow tie.

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