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Heroin Monkey

The image is composed of three frames. The first shows a police officer asking a driver "CAN I SEE YOUR I.D.?". The driver is replying "NO SIR. I'M shidding". The second frame shows a man looking angry with the text "AS IN DEFECATING THROUGH A SUNROOF". The last frame shows a yellow car, with three circled faces superimposed: Two of them are over the roof and the one in the bottom right is on the street. The text at the bottom says "DEFECATE".

A Star Wars Fan

The meme shows a Nokia phone displaying a message from Tom Riddle, saying "Hello. My name is Tom Riddle. I see you have found my Nokia. Good luck destroying this horcrux." Below this is a picture of Harry Potter with the text "Fuck!"

Adolf Nigler

Americans read "Mein Kampf" by Adolf Hitler more than "War and Peace"!

A map of the United States with different states colored to show the most searched books. The books are "War and Peace", "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer", "Wuthering Heights", "The Count of Monte Cristo" and "Mein Kampf". The color intensity represents the percentage of searches. "Mein Kampf" is searched more in several states, particularly in the mountain states.

A Star Wars Fan

INFINITY PANEL BE LIKE..
CEF
Yes?
AN
CHRIS!
Sup?
Yow?
UHM.. THE MUSCULAR ONE.
Oops
Thats me
No that's me.
FINE! THE ONE PLAYING PETER.
Yeah?
COM
OH DANG IT! NOT YOU TOM What did i do?
ATI

Heroin Monkey

02.93
Metro Entertainment * @Metro_Ents
2 hours ago
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone turns
20! Where are the actors now?
Daniel Radcliffe: 51°25'12.6″N 0°14'30.8"W
Emma Watson: 48°51'23.8″N 2°17'40.3"E
Rupert Grint: 19°54'51.3″N 75°07'20.1"W
Tom Felton: 51°49'59.4″N 2°09'39.1"W
Photo via @Metro_Ents

Just Blach

The image is divided into two parts. On the left, a screenshot of a BBC News search result with an orange cat and the text: "What makes ginger tom cats so adventurous?". On the right, a black-and-white image of a smiling, muscular man with a strong jawline. Above the two images, there's a text saying: "Difference? I think not".

MEME LORD

A still of the Talking Tom app looking at the camera with a disappointed expression. Below the app screenshot is a YouTube video description: "My parents having se and me recording it on talking Tom [REUPLOAD]" with view count, like/dislike, share, download and save icons, the channel name "Palmy Kokosowe" and a subscribe button.

MEME LORD

The image shows a split screen. At the top left, there is an image of the cartoon characters Tom and Angela hugging. Below them, there are two cats, one white and one black, eating from a bowl on the floor. Above them, the text reads "freaky ahh cat" with emojis and below the cats there is the text "What happened to talking Tom and Angela?" with emojis.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two panels. The first panel shows Tom from "Tom and Jerry" with hearts in his eyes. The text above reads, "Foreigners hearing someone speaking French". The second panel shows Vegeta from "Dragon Ball Z" with a shocked expression and Piccolo behind him. The text above reads "Europeans hearing someone speaking French." The text at the bottom says "He is speaking the language of gays."

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel cartoon. The first panel shows a car driving on a bridge with a "LOAD LIMIT 10 TONS" sign. In the second panel, the father and child are in a car, the child asks "HOW DO THEY KNOW THE LOAD LIMIT ON BRIDGES, DAD?" The third panel shows the father thinking about a matrix equation and the structural load analysis of a bridge. In the fourth panel, the father, now looking dumbfounded, says: "OH. I SHOULD'VE GUESSED."

Wade

Good Question….Beavis and Butthead should be on here too

The image shows three panels. The top panel depicts Wolverine with his claws out with the text "WHO HAS" written in green. The middle panel shows Deadpool with a serious face, with the text "THE BEST" also in green. The bottom panel shows Tom from Tom and Jerry with his hand appearing as if his fingers are just grown back, with the text "HEALING FACTOR" in green.

blach66

A black cat is standing on a white floor with its back arched. There is a small brown mouse on the floor in front of the cat. The text above the cat reads "FUCK ME," and the text below the cat reads "TOM NEEDS HIS EYES TESTED."

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Bye bye Jerry!

A gray cat holding a weapon is sitting in front of a mouse hole. The text says, "It was on that day Tom had enough of Jerry's shit."

✨Jassy✨

My life all of the time

A black and white cartoon image of Tom the cat reaching for something on the floor. The word "Life" is placed over his head, and the word "Happiness" is placed near his paw on the floor. The image has the source "sonhadorcontraditorio.tumblr" at the bottom right.

Inessa :)

An image of Tom from Tom and Jerry lying on the floor in front of a stairway to heaven. The text above him reads, "when you google one question and find a quizlet for the whole test".

𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐

The image shows a close-up of Tom from Tom and Jerry looking skeptical. Above him, text says, "Me: Tests negative. The guys conducting the IQ test:"

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Tom aint Tom

The image shows a football game score with Panthers leading Buccaneers 14 to 3. Below the score is an image of a cartoon character with the name "Tom Brady" superimposed on it, with the text "Que tranquilo está el día." below.

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Me

A black and white cartoon image of Tom the cat reaching for something on the floor. The word 'Life' is placed above Tom's head. The word 'Happiness' is written on a dark rectangle on the floor near his paw.

Micheal Jackson

He hE he HE

The image shows a cartoon of Tom the cat with a suspicious and disappointed expression. Above him, text reads: "Me: Tests negative. The guys conducting the IQ test:"