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Load

4 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

Three transparent bags filled with a white liquid are in a row, with the text "FINALLY" on the top, and "A LOAD OF THIS GUY" on the bottom of the image.

Insult

7 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

The image shows a list of 'Best Insults To Use In Fight' next to the picture of an ice cream cone. The list includes insults like "doodoohead", "nerd", "dingus", "you stink", and "where are you from, loser? Are you from losertown because you're a loser (please only use this if you want to mentally destroy your opponent)", and "Diaper Man".

Dog

12 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a drawing of a group of people in the background with a dog in the foreground. The text reads: "I am very happy to be here. These people are my friends. I'm glad everyone is having fun. :) I'm a dog. This is great. I'm hungry."

Spongebob

8 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The meme is composed of three panels from Spongebob, each with speech bubbles. In the first panel, Patrick is dressed in a suit and is crying at a funeral, with the text "MAY HE REST IN PEACE!!!!" In the second panel, Spongebob is yelling, with the text "this disney dvd is enhanced with disneys fast play your movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically." In the third panel, Squidward is scolding Spongebob, with the text "really isnt a good time Spongebob." Spongebob replies, "You're no fun."

Job

3 views · MATTIX · 1 year ago

A catalytic converter is painted yellow with the words "Get a Job" written on it. The text above and below the catalytic converter reads: "This need to be on every catalytic converter!"

Phone

2 views · HELLO1 · 1 year ago

A black image with white text that reads: "Do not flip your phone. Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight. If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now."

Object

6 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The meme shows a screenshot of a 4chan post featuring a bust of Aristotle next to the text: ">"heavy objects fall faster than light ones" >none cares to check if this is true for 2000 years."

Stare

5 views · Glassiiewxter · 1 year ago

Who’s this creepy staring at me

A close up shot of Tyler, the Creator, wearing a green suit and looking directly at the viewer with a slightly confused expression. The text "Who's this creepy staring at me?" is overlaid on the image.

Guy

2 views · MATTIX · 1 year ago

A car is on the freeway, taken from the perspective of the car behind it. A text overlay says: "This guy cut me off on the freeway today. I'm not even mad."

Integer

9 views · DAP ME UP · 1 year ago

Anwser this please

The image displays a mathematical formula defining the Riemann zeta function, expressed as ζ(s) = Σ 1/nˢ. Text provides definitions for the variables used in the function: ζ(s) as the Riemann zeta function, 's' as a complex variable, and 'n' as an integer.

Fade

4 views · Glassiiewxter · 1 year ago

Low taper fade

A black and white image of a man, presumably Ninja, with text that reads, "Settle down, what is wrong? This dude shop single. The streets Justin wants his fade checked."

Kitten

7 views · Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A cute kitten sits on a wooden surface. The text overlaid on the image reads: "HEY I JUST MET YOU, AND THIS IS CRAZY. BUT I'M YOUR KITTEN, SO PET ME MAYBE?"

Explain why

12 views · Pankake · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Google search bar with the text 'explain why' entered. Below the search bar are Google Suggestions, which include the queries 'explain why', 'explain why you are interested in this position', and 'why is it important to explain why'.

Death eater

25 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Can't believe this movie came out in 2005.

A still image from the movie Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire shows several figures wearing dark robes and pointy hoods. Two of the figures have skull masks. The text above the image says "When the Death-eaters appeared in 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire' (2005), I thought they were an evil version of the KKK."

Sock

30 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A hand holds a black box of Kleenex tissues with gold and white accents. It reads: "Kleenex FOR MEN. Now with spermicide." An illustration shows a pair of socks with the tagline "Ditch your special sock."

Spaghetti

20 views · LtPancakes98 · 1 year ago

I just started this site (explain bear, make me welcome plz)

A person's hand holding penne pasta over a black box, while in the background a person with a chef's hat and mustache holds a gun to their head. Text overlay reads 'pov a italians when spaghetti broken' and 'Pasta la vista'.

News

66 views · Willy b · 1 year ago

The image shows soldiers with guns. In the lower part of the image, there is a text banner that reads: "Breaking News LIVE Due to a decrease in cookie sales, The Girl Scouts switch to a more agresive sales campaign".

Town

23 views · Willy b · 1 year ago

A dark, grainy image of a large group of people sitting and standing. The people are dressed in old-fashioned clothes and have white glowing eyes. Text at the bottom of the image reads: "A small town in Kansas was destroyed from a tornado. While looking through the rubble, the first responders found this picture."

Sigma

31 views · Pankake · 1 year ago

(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol

A drawing of a white rabbit with sunglasses on, with text that says 'sigma sigma boy rabbit', also music notes are drawn over the rabbit's head.

Friend

4 views · Pankake · 1 year ago

Dear explain bear, why are you impolite to my fellow human friends. This is such a predicament. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

A close-up of a young blonde girl with a wide smile, showing her teeth. She looks happy and has rosy cheeks.