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Heroin Monkey

An image of Brian Griffin from "Family Guy" standing in hell. The text reads: "Hazbin Hotel" fans when they go to hell and- Holy shit, Brian, "Family Guy".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a meme with text at the top and a sad-looking troll doll at the bottom. The text says, "How babies look at you after you tell them they can't eat batteries dipped in antifreeze and paint thinner."

Heroin Monkey

A picture of the Tower of Babel being bombed, with an explosion on one of the towers. The text in the picture reads: "THEY HIT THE FUCKING..."

Heroin Monkey

A muscular man stands waist-deep in clear water. Text overlay reads, "teen titans go after running out of fart jokes so they explain the haulacaust to 5 year olds."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a block of text in a small font against a dark background. The text discusses themes of artificiality, resentment, and the conflict between being built for a purpose and being blamed for wanting.

Nico Di Anglo

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The image shows white text on a black background. The text asks why Percy's grades are not good at school, and the answer is because they are below "C Level." The text then says "Don't like my puns? My apollo-gees <3".

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

Image shows bags of colorful glitter. The text reads: "my ashes when they cremate me :33"

Heroin Monkey

The photo shows the inside of a bus with blue and gray seats and yellow handrails. Superimposed on the image is the quote: "Fart once, they will forget it in a couple days. Shit yourself, and they'll remember for years. Make big moves to be remembered."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a news headline that reads: "Prisoners 'could serve 1,000 year sentence in eight hours'" followed by the text: "Future biotechnology could be used to make prisoners feel as if they were serving a 1,000 year sentence, a team of scientists claim". Below, Peter Griffin from "Family Guy" is sitting in a chair with the text: "ah sweet man-made horrors beyond my comprehension" above him.

Adolf Nigler

Can't believe this movie came out in 2005.

A still image from the movie Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire shows several figures wearing dark robes and pointy hoods. Two of the figures have skull masks. The text above the image says "When the Death-eaters appeared in 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire' (2005), I thought they were an evil version of the KKK."

Heroin Monkey

A statue with an exaggerated expression of shock and surprise. The text says, "When the cops find drugs and you have to act like you don't know how they got up your ass."

LtPancakes98

i keep asking explain bear to make me welcome since im new but why dont you

Two men are handling a pot in a basin. A close-up of a man's bulging belly is shown below. The text says: "I don't know what they cooking but that tummy looks happy as hell."

Pankake

(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol

A drawing of a white rabbit with sunglasses on, with text that says 'sigma sigma boy rabbit', also music notes are drawn over the rabbit's head.

DaRey1Cray

A selfie of Playboi Carti with red braided hair, a nose ring and several piercings. The text overlay reads: "they said! We want the album to come out but ima! come out instead. I'm gay!" There is a devil emoji with a rainbow after it.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A cartoon drawing of a group of yellow ducklings in a circle on green grass with a white duck in the middle. A speech bubble from the white duck says "Duck, duck, duck, duck..." A thought bubble from one of the yellow ducks says "He's gonna pick me. I know he's gonna pick me... They always pick me..."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A woman in a suit is crouching down and feeding several small ducks. A white duck is standing in the background, seemingly watching the scene. The text on the image reads: "People say it's duck hunting time. Let's see how they gonna chase me."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A white duck is pictured on the left, and on the right is a list of "Duck facts!" which includes: "until 1995 ducks were classified as pond cats", "They have feathers because they would look ridiculous in shirts", "Duck's feet made of cheese", "The duck's natural enemy is explosion", "Ducks can't go into space on their own", and "Bread bread bread bread breab breadd bread".

Adolf kitler

A group of adorable kittens is sitting in a cardboard box. The text says, "CATS - YOU SPEND HUNDREDS ON TOYS AND THEY TAKE THE MOST ENJOYMENT FROM A FREE CARDBOARD BOX."

Heroin Monkey

A Twitter post showing a tweet that says, "mosquitoes nowadays be pullin down ya socks to bite you." The next tweet replies, "like how tf did this appear on my ankle." The third tweet replies, "wish they would pull down my pants and."

Thoughtless

A newspaper clipping with text about a woman complaining about airplane bathroom windows and a stewardess replying that if there is a pervert clinging to the plane, they deserve to see everything.

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