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The World Memes

Heroin Monkey

A handwritten test paper with the questions: "What is one thing in the world that should be improved?" and "What is one thing that you can do to help?" The answer to the first question is "Cost of living." The answer to the second question is a drawing of a stick figure holding a gun.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text on the left side and the box set of "Lord of the Rings" movies on the right side, along with the One Ring itself. The text on the left side reads: "If you're ever sad, just remember the world is 4.543 billion years old and you somehow managed to exist at the same time as Lord of the Rings."

Tsukuyomi

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

Heroin Monkey

Vuse
Dear person behind me,
the world is a better place
with you in it
alile
ONLY WHORES
CAN READ THIS

Heroin Monkey

A man with glasses and a beard looks confused in front of a black background. At the bottom of the image it says: "I don't understand why kids scream when I touch them" Next to it, it says Mikes Meme Menagerie. To the right, is a list of other videos with titles like: "Watch me blow up the world Imao", "7 dead children in my backyard", and "Is he still screaming?".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows three portraits of Albert Einstein, Charles Darwin, and Isaac Newton under the text "People whom are normally thought to be the smartest in the world." Below, there is an image of a silhouette of a person's head with a question mark in place of a face, followed by the text: "The actual smartest person in the world: The guy that made toilet paper turn red when you've finished wiping."

Anonymous

A slightly high-angle shot captures a shelf containing assorted items. On the left, "SafeFit" and "Sesame Street" products are visible, including a glow-in-the-dark safety sign with Elmo, featuring the texts: "Drive Safely! Nothing Tickles Me More!!" Beside it, a blue "Baby's Photo Album" sits next to a promotional item labeled "especially for baby." The background fades into an indistinguishable array of colors and shapes.

Anonymous

So sick of the ads for rupaul.

Two dog characters wearing ski masks, armed with weapons, sitting in a car. In the background, a sign is visible that reads "Children's Drag Show". Above the dogs, the text says "BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD".

Toast ツ

The Jews run
America. The
Jews run the
World Order.

Heroin Monkey

A Facebook post with three comments. The original post states, "The world ain't gonna end cause if it did the country Hawaii woulda sunk by now yall stupid." The first comment says, "Hawaii is a state". The second comment says, "no it a country its near Africa I think I know my economics ok". And the final comment says "did..did you even go to school.."

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

This is SLIGHTLY wrong

The image shows a google search result for 'Who is most popular football player?' The highlighted answer is 'Cristiano Ronaldo'. However, the image next to the text is of Lionel Messi. The text below says: "He is known for his incredible speed and scoring ability. Cristiano Ronaldo is a popular face in the world of professional football. He is a Portuguese professional footballer who is considered one of the greatest players of all time. 14. mars 2024"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a cartoon character with sunglasses looking up with text above them: "Teens who grew up in a country with free speech, food, a good education, democracy, and stability on their way to support the most brutal regimes the world has ever seen."

Heroin Monkey

A man with dark hair wearing a red shirt with a human evolution print, brown pants and dress shoes poses holding a red laptop in his left arm, with his right arm raised and smiling mischievously. The text above the image reads "The mad scientist in his secret laboratory getting ready to press the button that makes a random person in the world shout 'where there's rain, there's bound to be mud!' And then proceed to projectile shit all over the place".

Eltheariesisunstoppable

A brown dog looking shocked at a phone in its human hand. Above the dog it reads: "Me learning what's happening in the world through memes because I don't watch the news anymore."

Toast ツ

I love rdr2

A person is standing in the snow. The snow around them has been deformed to resemble male genitalia. The text on the image says: "To the tech artist who worked multiple late nights on the snow deformation technology, know that you've brought much joy to the world."

Heroin Monkey

A comic strip shows a character getting annoyed by the incorrect use of "its" on the internet. He corrects the error and congratulates himself for "fixing" the world.

Heroin Monkey

A tweet from TIME saying "Norway is happiest country in the world. What's the secret?" and below that a tweet from Secular Talk saying "I can't believe that a wealthy country with free healthcare & education, high wages, a strong middle class and nearly a month paid vacation time by law is happy." There is also a picture of a globe between the two tweets.

Wade

This is real, sorta

A movie poster style image with Arnold Schwarzenegger front and center, looking serious. He's in a red State Farm polo shirt. Behind him are people. At the bottom, a family, and another State Farm agent rescuing a girl from an explosion. The text says "SCHWARZENEGGER" at the top, "AGENT STATE FARM" in the middle, and "WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED A GOOD NEIGHBOR, HE WAS THERE." plus additional small print.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows the text "ROCK BAND ANNOUNCES WORLD TOUR" and "THE WORLD" above a map of the world showing only the outlines of North America, Europe, Australia and Japan. The rest of the world is missing.

Heroin Monkey

A dog is lying on the floor with a sweater on. The caption on the image says: "Top 10 Most Dangerous Snakes Around The World."

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