Technical memes
knew she had feelings for me lesgoooooooooooo
Jokes
Technically, suicide is murder, and murder is illegal, so if I kill myself, my body should go to jail.
The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, we are all technically 16.8 billion years old. So, to answer your question, officer, yes, she is of age.
Technically, we have all been deeper in our mom than our dads have.