Shed memes
You are god if you can do any of these
Jokes
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.
My mom wanted me to build her a shed for her useless things, then she told me to go live in it.