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53 views · Shitpost master-general · 2 months ago
A screenshot of two 4chan posts. The top post features a greentext story and a picture of the anime character Cirno. The text claims the author used their own semen as a skincare product overnight and it cured their acne. The bottom post features a picture of Konata Izumi and a reply stating the user is going to try it, hoping it isn't a prank.
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    • Diet

    33 views · Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago
    A tweet from user @papiko_114514 on a dark background. The tweet reads: "It's unfair how easy it is for men to diet 😡😡. Masturbate ↓ About 2g of semen come out ↓ Masturbate 500 times per day ↓ Lose 1kg. Wouldn't you lose 10kg if you'd continue this for 10 days??? 😡😡". Below the tweet, it says "3:55 PM · 2019/02/13 · Twitter for iPhone".
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    • Acronym

    76 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago
    A world map where continents and regions are labeled with humorous and vulgar acronyms. The text above the map reads, 'the world i want to live in.' The labels include: C.U.M. for North America, B.A.L.L.S. for South America, A.N.U.S. for Africa, P.E.N.I.S. for Europe, S.E.M.E.N. for Russia, C.O.C.K. for Central Asia, S.H.I.T. for India, and F.A.G.G.O.T. for Australia.
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    • Florida Man

    8 views · tabs1528 · 1 year ago
    A news headline reads "WATCH: Florida Man Vapes Semen". It is followed by the publication date and time. Below are share icons and two small images of a man, one looking grumpy and another one vaping. The image also contains text on a clothing item "ORIDA STA"
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    • Kid

    8 views · CallMeLyxi · 1 year ago

    Bro, me

    A meme showing a closeup of Grogu (Baby Yoda) looking up with a slightly mischievous expression. Above Grogu, white text on a black background reads: "Apparently referring to screaming kids in a store as 'Semen Demons' is not publicly acceptable, Who knew?"
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    • Hero

    16 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

    English spelling at its finest.

    A screenshot of a Tumblr post. The first post reads, "You can't spell 'advertisements' without 'semen' between the 'tits'." The second post asks, "What in the fuck did I just read?" The third post says, "Not all heroes wear capes".
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    • Hand

    41 views · Hgfdfrgt · 2 years ago

    Gang gang

    A person with a masked face and wings drawn on either side. The person makes hand sign and the text “Semen” is written over the image
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