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Shrek

1 year ago
The image is divided into two sections. The top section shows a shelf labeled "anime" stocked with multiple copies of Shrek DVDs. The bottom section displays a drawing of Shrek with a distorted face, and text that reads "Domo Arigato (in a scottish accent)".
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    • Joint

    6 months ago
    A large, imposing, armored figure with a crown, resembling Yhorm the Giant from Dark Souls III, stands against a stormy, yellowish sky. Text over this figure reads: "Sign language w Double Jointed mfs". Below, a much smaller, armored figure, resembling the Ashen One, stands at the giant's feet. Text over the smaller figure reads: "Scottish Dielect being the hardest to understand".
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    Kilt

    1 year ago

    Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?

    Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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    • Friend

    9 years ago

    I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.

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    • Kilt

    10 years ago

    Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

    Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.

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