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105 views · Shitpost master-general · 4 months ago

Soles

A four-panel comic strip. In the first three panels, a woman and a man are hanging Christmas stockings over a fireplace. The woman questions the tradition, saying, "Stockings are kind of a weird concept. Like, who came up with it? Who thought pulling things out of socks would be so exciting?" In the fourth panel, Santa Claus is sitting at a desk, looking intently at a laptop screen which displays a grid of photos/video feeds showing various close-ups of bare feet. Santa says, "Hell yeah."

Soviet

145 views · NikTheBest · 5 months ago

A man resembling Santa Claus, with a white beard and hair, is sitting on a subway or train seat. He is wearing a red tracksuit with white stripes and an emblem resembling the Soviet hammer and sickle on the shoulder. He is holding a red shopping bag. White capital text overlays the image, reading: "SOVIET SANTA COMES TO YOUR HOUSE AND TAKES YOUR GIFTS."

Reindeer

92 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A cartoon image shows Santa Claus standing next to a reindeer whose legs have been replaced with cinder blocks. Santa, looking exasperated, is saying, "I TOLD YOU NOT TO STOP IN JACKSONVILLE." The background depicts a snowy urban scene with buildings.

Godzilla

65 views · Willy b · 6 months ago

A large Christmas decoration in the form of the character Godzilla is displayed in a shopping mall. The Godzilla figure is covered in Christmas lights and wears a Santa hat. Close-up images show Godzilla with glowing red eyes and breathing a mist, resembling its atomic breath. The text overlay reads: 'Japan is still trying to figure out Christmas.'

Moan

14 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a comment thread. The first comment, from user 'Messisdaddy', states "Those moans be faker than Santa". The second comment below, from 'bobbobve', asks "Wait Santa fake?"

Kid

14 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A man with a beard is looking at a holographic display. The text above him reads: "Santa making sure poor kids get proportionately cheaper presents."

Brother

106 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a two-panel comic. In the first panel, Santa asks a young boy named Tommy what he wants for Christmas. Tommy replies that he wants a little brother. The second panel shows Santa with a woman. The tone is sexually suggestive.

Time

59 views · Lostin Flowers · 2 years ago

It's that time is year again!

An inflatable Santa Claus figure stands in a yard in front of a house decorated with Christmas lights. The text on the image reads, "HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING."

Wish

218 views · MysteryGirl · 3 years ago

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The image is a four-panel meme. In the left panels, a man is crying. The first panel says, "Santa, I want a dragon." The second panel says, "Ok! I want a girlfriend." The right panels show Santa. In the first panel, he says, "Be realistic." In the second panel, he says, "Which colour dragon do you need?" Underneath the last panels, it says, "Forever alone" with a laughing emoji.