Reindeer memes

Santa

2 months ago

A cartoon image shows Santa Claus standing next to a reindeer whose legs have been replaced with cinder blocks. Santa, looking exasperated, is saying, "I TOLD YOU NOT TO STOP IN JACKSONVILLE." The background depicts a snowy urban scene with buildings.

Moral

1 year ago

The image shows a tumblr post discussing the moral of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. The first comment states, "The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you're useful." The second comment says, "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer as capitalist propaganda: discuss." The third comment argues, "Rudolph was already exactly as useful as the other reindeer. The moral is deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable."

Flag

1 year ago

The flag of South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands. It has a Union Jack in the upper left corner and a coat of arms to the right. The coat of arms features a reindeer, a seal, and a penguin, with the motto "Leo terram propriam protegat" below. The background of the flag is dark blue.

Jokes

Depression

5 years ago

if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year

Santa Claus

7 years ago

What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?

Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.

Teacher

7 years ago

I love telling stories as theatrical plays. When we had a free dress day near Christmas, my teacher dressed up as a reindeer, so I got my teacher involved... and shot her.

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