Remove memes

Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!

Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.

Why did the author go to the emergency room?

His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.