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Life

Anonymous · 26 days ago

A green John Deere cotton harvester is moving through a field full of white cotton plants under a clear blue sky. Text above the harvester reads: "THANKS TO JOHN DEERE". Text below the harvester reads: "BLACK LIVES HAVEN'T MATTERED FOR QUITE SOME TIME".

AI

Heroin Monkey · 3 months ago

Fentanyl

Shitpost master-general · 4 months ago

A crude drawing parodying the Pixar movie Inside Out. Sadness is looking worriedly at Joy in the control room, asking: "j-j-joy...? are you sure popping fent in a nasty club bathroom is gonna make Riley happy..?" Joy, looking wide-eyed and aggressive, yells back: "SHUT THE FUCK UP STUPID BLUE BITCH RILEY CAN QUIT WHENEVER SHE WANTS!!!!!!!!!!" while pressing buttons on the console. Disgust is seen in the background looking horrified.

Cigarette

Shitpost master-general · 4 months ago

Not quite my tempo

A stack of blue cigarettes with orange filters on a white plate. Red text is superimposed over the image showing mathematical calculations: 9 rows of 32 equals 288, one row of 31, and several other rows adding up to 175, for a total of 463. The text at the top reads 'THEY LIED TO US' and '463 CIGARETTES'.

Promotion

Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago

A meme featuring a screenshot of actor Brad Pitt from the movie 'Meet Joe Black'. He is smiling warmly and sincerely at a woman who has her back to the camera. The text overlay reads: 'Me GENUINELY telling my wife I got promoted to assistant manager at KFC so she can finally quit her job as a brain surgeon'.

Tower Of Babel

Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago

Quit your babbling

An image showing several cats of varying breeds and expressions in front of a depiction of the Tower of Babel. Each cat has a speech bubble containing a different linguistic variation of the sound "meow", such as "Meow!?", "Miaou", "Njaü", "мgу" (Russian), "Miauw!", and "מיאו" (Hebrew).

Man

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

Femboy

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a screenshot of two posts from Reddit. The first post is from a user in r/feminineboys, titled "Dad of a feminine Boy." The post describes a 50-year-old father who found skirts and thigh highs belonging to his 16-year-old son, who is a femboy. The father is seeking advice on how to best support his son. The second post is from a user in r/Boykisser3, titled "My dad found my thigh highs." It features a crudely drawn illustration of a cat-like character looking worried.

Trouble

Nico Di Anglo · 1 year ago

if ykyk

The image is a list of demigods making puns with Nico telling them to stop.

Man

Apollo · 1 year ago

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

Budget

Nintendo Fan · 1 year ago

A person is sitting on a white inflatable pool toy in a puddle in front of a shop, with the text: "When you need a holiday but your budget is quite limited."

Sheep

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A cartoon drawing shows two people walking along a path near a field where several sheep are grazing. A sheep in the background is holding a sign that says 'TWO-TIMING BASTARD!'. The first person says in a speech bubble, 'I CAN'T QUITE READ THAT. WHAT'S IT SAY?' The second person responds in a speech bubble 'UH...'

Money

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Big Bird is standing looking downward. Below him text reads: "Big Bird once again kindly offers money to homeless Oscar. He knows fully well that Oscar would immediately use it to fulfill his heroin addiction, which is precisely what he wants. Enough money to help him stay addicted, but not enough to get him to quit or die. An endless cycle of suffering that keeps him throbbingly erect at night."

Life

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A man is crouching in a field with his arms outstretched. Above him, the text reads: "How life feels when you quit work and become a full-time alcoholic."

People

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image contains four screenshots of tweets. The first by Beans After Dark says "british people be like im bri ish". The second by ryan says "british ppl wake up in a bathtub full of ice with their kidneys gone n be like 'right. what's all this then?'". The third by quinn says "British people could watch their family be murdered and be like 'hmmm i dont quite fancy that'". The fourth by Caleb says "British people be like 'litchrally'"

Life

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A man in a light blue shirt squats on a grassy hill with a city in the background. The text above him says, "How life feels when you quit work and become a full-time alcoholic."

Gorilla

Thoughtless · 2 years ago

experiment

The post is a text-based message with several paragraphs detailing a hypothetical scenario involving gorillas and drugs in a shopping mall.

Stalin

mal♡ · 2 years ago

A drawing of Joseph Stalin on a pink card with the text "QUIT STALIN AND BE MY VALENTINE", "Happy Valentine's Day", and "Love: MAP, Stalin, and also Benkling."

Cop

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A mugshot of a man with a news headline above it that reads: "Man Running from Cops Stops to Pet Cats, Goes to Jail. Police say the Florida man led them on quite a chase. By Sherri Lonon (Patch Staff). September 3, 2014."

Batman

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

An image shows a silhouette of Batman hanging from a tree, with a dark, cloudy sky in the background. The city skyline is visible in the distance. The text "BATMAN QUITS" is at the bottom of the image.

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