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God

2 years ago
The image shows a split-screen. On top, a man with no arms is saying, "Through God, all things are possible." Below him, a woman is yelling, "DO 10 PUSH UPS RIGHT NOW!"
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    • Toaster

    3 years ago

    Holy Omnissiah indeed

    The image shows a four-panel comic. In the first panel, a person asks a large, muscular figure in red armor, "Wow! How did you get like that?" The second panel shows the same figure, with a text bubble saying, "Every time Adeptus Mechanicus posts a toaster meme." The third panel shows the muscular figure saying, "I do one push-up." The final panel shows the person from the first panel with wide eyes and the text, "Holy Omnissiah."
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    Chuck Norris

    9 years ago

    "Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."

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    • Chuck Norris

    9 years ago

    When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.

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    • Bag

    2 years ago

    How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

    As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.

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