Public Health Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Baptism

COVID was a different ERA

Inside a church, a couple holds a baby dressed in white for a baptism. A priest, wearing a surgical mask and dressed in white vestments, stands across the baptismal font, pointing a pink, handheld sprayer or squirt gun at the baby to administer the water from a distance. The text reads: "This was the most insane stage of the pandemic."

Pokémon

A school bulletin board, yellow, adorned with cutout images of Pokémon characters like Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Charmander, and Bulbasaur, along with Poké Balls. Large, colorful letters in the center spell out "DON'T CATCH 'EM AT ALL". Surrounding this text are several informational sheets about sexually transmitted infections, with visible titles including "Gonorrhea", "Chlamydia", "Syphilis", and "Hepatitis C".

Russia

A social media post featuring a tweet from 'Globe Eye News' account, displaying a verified badge and the handle '@GlobeEyeNews'. The tweet announces 'BREAKING: Russia announces cancer vaccine is ready for use, free for all patients.' Below the text are two side-by-side images: on the left, a portrait of Vladimir Putin; on the right, a gloved hand holding a small vial labeled 'CANCER VACCINE'. Above the tweet, additional text reads 'The World is Healing 🙏 #Free #vaccine'.

Regret

An image displaying a tweet from "Liberal Hegemony Enjoyer" showing a diagram of a World War II era bomber plane. The plane is covered in numerous red dots, indicating bullet holes in areas like the wings, fuselage, and tail, but not critical areas like the engine or cockpit. Below this, there is another tweet from "John Rich" which reads: "I have yet to meet someone who regrets being unvaccinated. How about you?"

Jokes

Toilet Paper

Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?

When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.

Mosquito Net

If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...

Water

9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.

Public health jokes