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Dead inside

1 year ago
A four-panel comic strip shows a father and son encountering a bear in the woods. In the first panel, the father tells the son to play dead. In the second panel, the son is lying on the ground. The bear sniffs the father in the third panel. In the final panel, the son asks why his dad isn't playing dead, and his dad replies, "Because I'm dead inside, son."
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    School Shooter

    4 years ago

    When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”

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  • Dog

    3 years ago

    The last thing I said to my dog was,

    "Play dead."

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  • Dead

    7 years ago

    Play dead, they said.

    Wasn't too hard.

    I've been dead inside for years.

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