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Thoughtless · 1 year ago
    • A four-panel comic strip shows a father and son encountering a bear in the woods. In the first panel, the father tells the son to play dead. In the second panel, the son is lying on the ground. The bear sniffs the father in the third panel. In the final panel, the son asks why his dad isn't playing dead, and his dad replies, "Because I'm dead inside, son."
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    Earl E. Morningwood · 6 years ago

    • My wife and I have been married over 30 years, but don’t get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom.

    I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.

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