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Planet Memes

Weather

A screenshot of a weather application interface, displaying a forecast for "Pluto". The current temperature is -387° and it's cloudy. The hourly forecast shows temperatures ranging from -387° to 388°. The 10-day forecast shows daily temperatures, mostly in the -380s, with several days indicating a high chance of snow. An overlay text bubble says, "I fucking hate living here 😭💔💔". The background is a faint image of Pluto.

Location

Shitpost-master general

A picture of the solar system with an arrow pointing to planet Earth. The text reads: "GET DOXXED LOSER. I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE NOW."

Attention

The image shows a newspaper with the masthead "Daily Planet" and the headline "Lex Luthor Buys Daily Planet", followed by the text "Demands he be given more attention". The photo in the middle of the newspaper is of Elon Musk.

Population

The image shows a celestial body such as an asteroid impacting the Earth. The text reads: "This will affect the trout population I think."

Time

Nap

A photo of a young child with messy hair and a dazed expression. The text on the image says, "When you wake up from a nap and don't know what planet you're on." Below that text, it says "IG: @davie_dave".

Ohio

Two astronauts in space are facing each other. One is pointing a gun at the other. The astronaut on the left has the US flag on his uniform, the astronaut on the right has the Ohio flag. Next to them is a blue planet with a green area that is the shape of Ohio with the text "Ohio" on it. The text above the first astronaut is "Wait it's all Ohio?", and the text above the other is "Always has been"

Death

The image shows a table with a list of planets and corresponding numbers of deaths and a yes/no answer if a planet has birds. The Earth is the only planet with deaths and birds. The text on the top says: "wake up, sheeple."

Cat

cats

The image shows a cat meme. The top part of the meme says, "Cats: descended from the most ferocious killing machines on the planet. Also cats:". The bottom part is an image of a ginger cat with its tongue sticking out.

Mr Beast

Cursed Mr beast

The image shows a scene of a spaceship exploding in space. On the left side of the image, there's a cartoon drawing of Mr. Beast wearing a space helmet. On the spaceship a red "Among Us" character stands. The text "PLANET 4" is in the upper left corner.

Chuck Norris

So that's why...

A picture of Chuck Norris with the text "CHUCK NORRIS HAS BEEN TO MARS. THAT'S WHY THERE ARE NO SIGNS OF LIFE."

Demon

Nap

My sister every morning

An image of a painting of a baby with a confused expression. The text overlaid on the image reads "When you wake up from a nap and don't know what planet you're on."