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Shitpost master-general · 7 months ago

Freedom

Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

A meme showing two figures arm-wrestling. On the left is a muscular, reddish, almost demonic-looking figure, surrounded by various national flags including the US, UK, Japan, Taiwan, Mexico, Italy, and a rainbow flag. On the right is a figure resembling Jesus, wearing a white robe, surrounded by flags including China, North Korea, Russia, Iran, Cuba, Vietnam, Hungary, and Switzerland. Above the figures, the text reads "Stand with Freedom". Below them, it reads "the choice is yours". The surrounding post expresses confusion about the political stance of the image due to the contradictory flag placements.

Knowledge

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

An illustration divided diagonally. On the left side, a person is lying on their stomach, looking at a television, with a shadow that appears to be two beer bottles and a remote control. On the right side, a person is sitting cross-legged, reading a book, with a shadow showing a fantastical landscape, including a castle, planets, rockets, and a dinosaur. Above the illustration, in a purple banner, the text reads: 'Knowledge is KEY 💯💯'. Below the diagonal line, near the center, there is a small watermark '@flop_the_fllix'.

Weather

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A screenshot of a weather application interface, displaying a forecast for "Pluto". The current temperature is -387° and it's cloudy. The hourly forecast shows temperatures ranging from -387° to 388°. The 10-day forecast shows daily temperatures, mostly in the -380s, with several days indicating a high chance of snow. An overlay text bubble says, "I fucking hate living here 😭💔💔". The background is a faint image of Pluto.

Location

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A picture of the solar system with an arrow pointing to planet Earth. The text reads: "GET DOXXED LOSER. I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE NOW."

Attention

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a newspaper with the masthead "Daily Planet" and the headline "Lex Luthor Buys Daily Planet", followed by the text "Demands he be given more attention". The photo in the middle of the newspaper is of Elon Musk.

Population

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a celestial body such as an asteroid impacting the Earth. The text reads: "This will affect the trout population I think."

Time

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Nap

shaylie lol · 2 years ago

A photo of a young child with messy hair and a dazed expression. The text on the image says, "When you wake up from a nap and don't know what planet you're on." Below that text, it says "IG: @davie_dave".

Ohio

DAP ME UP · 2 years ago

Two astronauts in space are facing each other. One is pointing a gun at the other. The astronaut on the left has the US flag on his uniform, the astronaut on the right has the Ohio flag. Next to them is a blue planet with a green area that is the shape of Ohio with the text "Ohio" on it. The text above the first astronaut is "Wait it's all Ohio?", and the text above the other is "Always has been"

Death

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a table with a list of planets and corresponding numbers of deaths and a yes/no answer if a planet has birds. The Earth is the only planet with deaths and birds. The text on the top says: "wake up, sheeple."

Cat

The Radio Demon · 2 years ago

cats

The image shows a cat meme. The top part of the meme says, "Cats: descended from the most ferocious killing machines on the planet. Also cats:". The bottom part is an image of a ginger cat with its tongue sticking out.

Mr Beast

Cricket Green · 2 years ago

Cursed Mr beast

The image shows a scene of a spaceship exploding in space. On the left side of the image, there's a cartoon drawing of Mr. Beast wearing a space helmet. On the spaceship a red "Among Us" character stands. The text "PLANET 4" is in the upper left corner.

Chuck Norris

I'm The NIGGA You Dream Of · 2 years ago

So that's why...

A picture of Chuck Norris with the text "CHUCK NORRIS HAS BEEN TO MARS. THAT'S WHY THERE ARE NO SIGNS OF LIFE."

Demon

Jenny 😂 · 3 years ago

Nap

Im not sure · 3 years ago

My sister every morning

An image of a painting of a baby with a confused expression. The text overlaid on the image reads "When you wake up from a nap and don't know what planet you're on."