Personal name memes

What do you call an autistic person? Names.

I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.

I'm looking for the bartender.

Person named Bart:

Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.

Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.

Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?

Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!