Performance memes
Ok, @loserispro This simple action took me a while to perform, what do you think?
Jokes
A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was, "She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?" The wife replies, "Perform the fucking autopsy!"
My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due to his skill in disappearing.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.