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78 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
A page from a 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' style book. The text entry from Monday, December, reads, 'Today was fucking dreadful. Me and the boys were just watching porn on the school computers in computer science. Nothing harmful. You know how it goes, though. There's always some bitch across the room, just waiting, dying to ruin the fun.' Below the text is a cartoon drawing of a computer lab. Three boys are at computers. A girl, Patty, points at one boy (Greg) and shouts, 'GREG IS WATCHING PORNOGRAPHY, MR JIZZLE!' Another boy, Greg's friend, yells, 'WHAT THE FUCK?!' The text continues below the drawing: 'The next time I see Patty, I swear to god, that snitch is fucking dead.'
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    • Story

    26 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A black and white cartoon drawing depicting a text written in a diary, describing how Patty got a secret out, and then the person was sent to the vice principal's office. Then, the person heard a bouncing noise, laughter, and giggling, followed by two voices sounding like they were having sex in school. A drawing of a person standing in front of lockers is below the text. Another line of text says, "I opened the door, and oh boy, you'll be surprised about who I saw." A number "2" is at the bottom of the page.
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    • Logo

    7 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A collage of logos, with the first being Guitar Center, the second Olive Garden, the third Gilmore Girls and the last the US Naval Station Guantanamo Bay, each modified to use the guitar from the Guitar Center logo as a 'G'. The tweet above the image says "It's crazy to me Guitar Center uses this guitar as a G in its logo, because it barely looks like a G. Anyways, here's what it'd look like if other things used that guitar as a G."
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    • Collage

    1 view · Lil’ bro · 1 year ago
    A collage of different Krabby Patty images from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants. In the center of the image is a Krabby Patty with the text "Krabby Patty" below it.
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    • Cow

    40 views · Anonymous · 8 years ago

    What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

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