Pasta memes

Shitpost master-general

15 days ago

A 4chan greentext post set against an image of a plate of pasta. The text tells a story of a family dinner where the poster's brother suggests AI won't rebel because it is programmed to obey. The grandpa responds, without looking up from his plate, by drawing a shocking comparison between programmed AI and historical racial servitude.

Anonymous

10 months ago

Shitpost-master general

A two-panel comic shows a white anthropomorphic wolf wearing a red apron standing behind a table and asking a black anthropomorphic rabbit reading a menu: "So, what type of pasta do you recommend?" In the second panel, the wolf, smiling, says, "I think fagottini would be your type," while the rabbit looks surprised and holds up a card with a rainbow flag on it.

LtPancakes98

11 months ago

I just started this site (explain bear, make me welcome plz)

A person's hand holding penne pasta over a black box, while in the background a person with a chef's hat and mustache holds a gun to their head. Text overlay reads 'pov a italians when spaghetti broken' and 'Pasta la vista'.

$A multi-panel image comparing various fleshlight designs and their corresponding levels of perceived intellect. The first row shows a basic fleshlight next to an image of a simple skull. The second row shows a toy car-shaped fleshlight next to an image of a brain with glowing nodes. The third row shows a worm-shaped fleshlight next to an image of a more detailed brain. The fourth row shows a standard fleshlight next to an image of a head with its brain exposed, shining with light rays. The fifth row shows a Hulk Hogan fleshlight next to a photo of a brain with fractal patterns. The sixth row shows a stuffed-crust pizza-themed fleshlight next to an image of a man's body glowing with energy. The last row shows a pizza and pasta-themed fleshlight next to an image of a spiritual man with energy coming out of his body and hands.$

for big dave fan

Pov: your Molten freddy from Five night's at Freddy's

The image is composed of three cropped segments that show a sculpture of a figure entirely made of spaghetti. The top left panel shows the figure in a seated position, and the text 'I ate too much spaghetti' is overlaid on the image. The top right panel shows a closer view of the spaghetti figure's face, revealing blue eyes. The bottom panel shows the same face as the panel above and includes the text 'Now I regretti', as well as a TikTok handle that reads '@08_nurik_08'.

KatsukiBakugouSimp

3 years ago

SPAGHETTI DEMON