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Thw white bread · 3 years ago

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Two men standing on a golf course. One man on the left is dressed in black pants and a black shirt, and on the right is a man with white hair, wearing a blue polo and floral pink pants. The text reads "ppl who have one gf/bf. Me who has 2"

Dentist

Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

Like mf how tf am I supposed to talk when my mouth is wide tf open

The image shows a scene from Spongebob Squarepants. Patrick Star is holding Spongebob's mouth open, while Spongebob looks distressed. The text on top of the image reads "Nobody: The dentist: So how's life going".

Year

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️ · 3 years ago

Me 6 years ago when I be opening a chip bag :

The image depicts two animated characters. One is a blue figure, and the other is a green tree character. The blue character appears to be struggling with the green tree. The text above the characters reads, "3 year old me trying to get a chip bag open," and the text at the bottom of the image reads, "But... how do you open this thing? It, it won't... budge!"

Camera

Daddy Cock · 3 years ago

shrek=daddy

The image shows a close-up of Shrek's face, looking surprised and slightly grotesque. Text at the top reads: "When you accidentally open your front-facing camera."

Man

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a video platform resembling YouTube, featuring a video titled "Twink Starts Liking Men After Receiving Heart Transplant From Gay Man". The video is from "DisruptiveFilms" and includes tags like "threesome", "deepthroat", "pounding", "twink", "bareback", "anal", and "tattoos", along with the name "Jared Kent". The video thumbnail shows two shirtless men. Below the video, a comment from user "bkusa" reads: "Nice refreshing story line, actors didn't look like porn stars which was a plus but you made a huge mistake. coming from someone who has had open heart surgery the young man who received the organ shows no incision for the rib cage to be cut down the sternum then spread open so the transplant could happen. Serious make up is missing on this and is the only thing I can think of that would stop a 5 star rating in my opinion."

Door

Lostin Flowers · 2 years ago

Boeing

The image contains the text "When one door closes, another one opens." - Boeing attributed to Boeing

Insult

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A meme showing a scene from SpongeBob SquarePants where SpongeBob and Patrick are replaced with Cheems characters. The yellow Cheems character on the left, representing SpongeBob, looks angry at the pink Cheems character on the right, representing Patrick, who holds a glass jar. The text at the top reads: "YOU INSUFFERABLE RETARD, OPEN THE DAMN LID."

Alien

Willy b · 6 months ago

A Martian from the movie Mars Attacks! is shown in the center, wearing a red and gold regal robe. In the background, other Martians are visible. The main Martian has a large, exposed, pulsating brain and bulging red eyes. The text overlaid on the image reads "WE COME IN PEACE TO OPEN A DAYCARE".

Wolverine

Wade · 2 years ago

Good Question….Beavis and Butthead should be on here too

The image shows three panels. The top panel depicts Wolverine with his claws out with the text "WHO HAS" written in green. The middle panel shows Deadpool with a serious face, with the text "THE BEST" also in green. The bottom panel shows Tom from Tom and Jerry with his hand appearing as if his fingers are just grown back, with the text "HEALING FACTOR" in green.

Tortilla Chip

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

I hate it when that happens

Mr. Krabs from Spongebob Squarepants with his mouth wide open and tongue sticking out as if he is in great pain. The text above reads: "When you swallow a tortilla chip and it slowly slices your throat open on the way down."

Story

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A black and white cartoon drawing depicting a text written in a diary, describing how Patty got a secret out, and then the person was sent to the vice principal's office. Then, the person heard a bouncing noise, laughter, and giggling, followed by two voices sounding like they were having sex in school. A drawing of a person standing in front of lockers is below the text. Another line of text says, "I opened the door, and oh boy, you'll be surprised about who I saw." A number "2" is at the bottom of the page.

System

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Right, the bit as the bottom... i mean, look i keep myslef open on systems to rule empires and shit should i ever need to be it.

A drawing of a hydra with multiple heads. The text on the image reads: "Hydra System. The Hydra is simple, every 2 represents a 1. When a head is cut, its twin must lead the next 2 novice heads. This means when every weak point is exercised the weak spot is a new offense. The perfect system."

Frog

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A person's eye is shown. A text overlay says, "I just noticed your avi looks like a frog trying to hold a elevator open."

Movie

Wade · 2 years ago

Sold out

The image shows a meme with the text 'Five nights at Freddy's movie opening weekend be like'. It shows a stick figure labeled 'Fnaf fan' diving towards the lower image and a woman labeled 'October 27' who is crawling in the other direction. The bottom right corner includes a watermark saying 'MEMES'.

Game

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾 · 2 years ago

In a two-panel cartoon, a white figure labeled "OpenAI" reaches for a white balloon labeled "Dream of beating Google in their own game." In the second panel, a pink figure labeled "Google launches Bard" watches as the OpenAI figure's balloon bursts.

Pop

DAP ME UP · 11 months ago

Has anyone ever opened a pop like this supposedly holds a straw

A dimly lit, low-angle image showing an open can of Dr Pepper resting on a light wood surface. The can's pull tab is rotated over the drink opening, illustrating the supposed method for securing a drinking straw. In the background, there is a piece of paper with blue and yellow coloring and a white tiled wall.

Ad

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A screenshot of an online personal ad. The headline reads 'I need a female to fart in my mouth - m4w - 34 (Detroit)'. Below the headline, there is a photo of a man and his age listed as 'age : 34'. The ad text reads: 'I want a big beautiful black lady here in Detroit to fart in my mouth with gas. I just want you to get on the couch and bend over so I can open my mouth wrap my lips around your asshole. I need you to fart loud and long filling up my mouth, while I masturbate.'

Sunroof

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Stupid Bitches

The image shows a two panel meme with the top panel text reading "me: opens sunroof" and the bottom panel text reading "everyone else on the submarine:". Below that is a surprised Pikachu.

Food

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a four-panel cartoon. The first panel shows a photo of a building labeled "Goth IHOP", with a banner saying "Grand Opening!" The other three panels feature a simple stick-figure drawing. In the first of the three panels, the stick figure sits on a couch, looking sad, and the text says, "where is my food." In the next panel, a goth girl sits on the couch next to the stick figure, and the text reads "i am the food~". In the last panel, the stick figure is sitting at a table with a large pool of blood on it, and the goth girl's head is lying on the table.

EPIC The Musical

Dish3rm3s_luvva9 · 2 months ago

A sketchbook spread featuring colorful drawings of characters from EPIC: The Musical alongside quotes. On the left page, Hermes in yellow says 'And I call this root HOLY MOLY', and Polites in dark blue says 'This life is amazing when you greet it with open arms'. On the right page, Circe in pink says 'No, I'm not a player, I'm a puppeteer, no, I don't play, I puppeteer', Telemachus in cyan says 'I wanna be l-l-l-l-legendary', and Odysseus in magenta says 'Penelope, whyyy, you know I'm too shyyy'.

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