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A screenshot of a TripAdvisor web page. The page displays a title 'The 10 Best Restaurants in Birmingham'. Below the title, an image shows a Shell gas station with multiple fuel pumps under a large yellow and red canopy. Text below the image reads '1. Shell Garage', followed by five green circles representing a five-star rating, then '(127) • Open Now'.

A still from "Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse" features Peter B. Parker looking stressed while eating fries. Text overlay reads: "Teachers when they have to open a page."

A screenshot of a Google review by Todd, where he says the service was awful but the food was great, and the service was so bad it was entertaining. Below, another user commented, "Hey Todd, go kill yourself. Why don't you try opening..."

A meme with text above a black and white image of a distorted face with wide eyes. The text is a dialogue where one person is trapped with another's sister and asks how to open the door, to which the other replies, "Just bang it really hard."

A still from a film with a man looking slightly perplexed above the text "When she wants me to open up but I already told her my full name and favorite color."

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

A four-panel comic featuring two characters: one with a beard, and two with a fairy-like appearance, with pink and green hair. In the first panel, the bearded character wants a "100K loan" for his business, and in the second panel, the fairy character denies the loan. In the third panel, the bearded character requests the loan for a psychology degree, and in the fourth panel, the fairy agrees that's a great idea.

A sloth is sitting at a school desk with a notebook. The text on the image reads: "Opens notebook. Class is over."

A photo of a city skyline at sunset with the Star Wars opening crawl text overlayed onto the sky. The text reads, "...Jedi... to assist the overwhelmed ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC on the critical issue of creating..." above a city at sunset. The text above the photo reads, "Thanks to less air pollution, the sky is so clear we can see the Star Wars opening text."

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The image shows a meme with text "MY ADHD" above a picture of a man with a confused expression. Below it, it says "how to have a conversation?" and shows four options: "A: interrupt them", "B: trip over your words", "C: zone out", "D: get really excited about the topic and freak them out." Below this another meme with the text "ADHD THERAPIST: WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW?" and a picture of a person looking overwhelmed. Below this the text says "Me: My mind is like an Internet browser. 19 tabs open, 5 of them are frozen & I have no idea where the music is coming from." A third meme to the right says "Nobody:" and "ADHD:"

Why should you care

The image shows two side-by-side photos. The left one shows a cartoon of a bee with wide eyes looking directly at the viewer, and above it is written, 'what my cat sees when she opens her eyes midnap'. The right image is a cat mostly submerged in the snow, only part of its head and tail visible. Above this photo is written, 'me trying to get through life'.

As the strongest curse, Jogot fought the frog, the king of curses. He began to open his domain. Sukuna shrunk back in fear.

The image shows a grid of 6 different panels each containing a drawing of an anime character with a label below. The panels are labeled "CHINESE SORCERER", "JOGOAT", "SUPER-SENIOR GOJO", "FEMBOY FARMER", "FRAUDKUNA", "GLAZER", "POTENTIAL MAN", and "GOY JO".

A black and white cartoon drawing depicting a text written in a diary, describing how Patty got a secret out, and then the person was sent to the vice principal's office. Then, the person heard a bouncing noise, laughter, and giggling, followed by two voices sounding like they were having sex in school. A drawing of a person standing in front of lockers is below the text. Another line of text says, "I opened the door, and oh boy, you'll be surprised about who I saw." A number "2" is at the bottom of the page.

Right, the bit as the bottom... i mean, look i keep myslef open on systems to rule empires and shit should i ever need to be it.

A drawing of a hydra with multiple heads. The text on the image reads: "Hydra System. The Hydra is simple, every 2 represents a 1. When a head is cut, its twin must lead the next 2 novice heads. This means when every weak point is exercised the weak spot is a new offense. The perfect system."

The image is a four-panel cartoon. The first panel shows a photo of a building labeled "Goth IHOP", with a banner saying "Grand Opening!" The other three panels feature a simple stick-figure drawing. In the first of the three panels, the stick figure sits on a couch, looking sad, and the text says, "where is my food." In the next panel, a goth girl sits on the couch next to the stick figure, and the text reads "i am the food~". In the last panel, the stick figure is sitting at a table with a large pool of blood on it, and the goth girl's head is lying on the table.

I need a female to fart in my mouth -
m4w - 34 (Detroit)
age: 34
I want a big beautiful black lady here in
Detroit to fart in my mouth with gas. I just
want you to get on the couch and bend over so
I can open my mouth wrap my lips around
your asshole. I need you to fart loud and long
filling up my mouth, while I mastubate.

YOU INSUFFERABLE
RETARD, OPEN THE DAMN LID
off

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

In a two-panel cartoon, a white figure labeled "OpenAI" reaches for a white balloon labeled "Dream of beating Google in their own game." In the second panel, a pink figure labeled "Google launches Bard" watches as the OpenAI figure's balloon bursts.

A map view shows a large house. There is a green map pin labeled "Owned by Kendrick". Below the house is a listing that says "DrakesChildChamber, 3.0 stars, kindergarten, open 24 hours."

The image shows a four-panel grid of a small child running and making faces. The first two panels show the child running. The bottom two panels show the child's face getting increasingly annoyed. The text on top reads "how i feel when i gotta get up and close the door after someone left it open".

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