One way memes

Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."

Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."

Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."

Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."

Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*

Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.

He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.

Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?

Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.