Motivation memes

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you notice you said nothing at all?

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.