Money

Money memes

Woman

Hello. Here's my story . An unemployed woman looking for love. I went on tindar because my friends were talking about it. I matched with a guy who asked me weird questions like if i could send pictures on my private areas, Being confident i said no.

A person is holding a fan of US dollar bills in front of their face. Only their eyes, part of their hat and their hand holding the money can be seen. The background is blurred and dark.

Jokes

Mama

Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

  • 3
  • Condom

    How is a woman like a condom?

    Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

  • 2
  • Morbid jokes

    A cop sees an old woman carrying two large sacks. One of the sacks has a hole and is leaking 20 dollar bills.

    The cop asks the woman, "Where did an old lady like you get all of that money?"

    She replies, "Well, there's a golf course behind my house and when golfers need to go to the bathroom, they stick their penis through a hole in my fence and pee into my yard. It became a problem because it kills the flowers."

    The cop asks, "So what did you do about it?"

    The old lady says, "I get my hedge clippers and I wait behind the fence. When a golfer sticks his penis through the fence, I grab ahold of it and shout GIVE ME $20 OR IT COMES CLEAN OFF!"

    "That seems fair enough," the cop says, "so what's in the other sack?"

    The old lady replies with, "Not everyone pays..."