Million dollars memes
for real
Jokes
I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.
I now have $999,999.75.
Man to woman: "Would you sleep with me for one million dollars?"
Woman: "Sure."
Man: "How about for ten dollars?"
Woman: "What do you think I am?"
Man: "Weβve already established what you are. All weβre doing is negotiating price."
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You can't beat a cheetah!