Michell Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

School Shooter

Michelle Obama wanted more vegetables in school.

The image shows a split view. On the left, there's a portrait of a young man with glasses. On the right is a blurry image of a classroom, with a person visible in the background. Below, text reads, "Georgia School Shooter Targets Special Needs Class, Autistic Teen Among Victims".

Jokes

Michel Jackson

What's harder than steel?

Michel Jackson in an orphanage.

Turtle

A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked him what he was supposed to be. He answered, "A turtle."

"Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again.

The boy answered, "It's Michelle."

Michael Jackson

What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?

"Get off my kid!"