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Car

W car from drift hunters? also its the beginner car but i got max upgrades , im trying to save up to get the 90k gtr - r34 or gtr - 35

A silver and black car in a video game is shown on a paved road with grass and trees in the background. There are also some game display elements on the screen. The game logo reads 'unity WebGL' and 'Drift Hunters'.

Jokes

Karma

Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.

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    • Wine

    I was sitting on my own in a restaurant when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, β€œI will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, β€œGive me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”

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    • Menu

    Man asking waitress, "Pardon me, miss, may I ask you about the menu, please?"

    Waitress, "It's none of your business about the men I please!"

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