80+ Best Master Memes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Classroom

12 views · CaptainEgg75 · 3 years ago

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The image shows a close-up of a distressed looking cartoon face on the right and a text box on the left with the following text: "Classmate: *curses* Me: I'm going to tell the teacher! Them: please don't. Me: *raises hand to go to the bathroom*"

Anime girl

16 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A four-panel comic strip shows a person looking at a phone screen displaying an anime character with pink hair and revealing clothes. A second person asks if they are into anime girls, and the first person expresses confusion, implying the anime character is not female.

AI

78 views · Anonymous · 10 months ago

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A four-panel comic strip. Panel 1: A robot covered in paint splatters and wearing a red beret stands with a paintbrush in front of an easel, talking to an older human figure. The human says in a speech bubble: "SORRY, BUT A.I. CANNOT ATTEND ART SCHOOL." Panel 2: Close-up of the robot looking sad, holding the paintbrush. Panel 3: The robot wipes the paintbrush under its nose, creating a black smudge. Panel 4: The robot looks forward with the black smudge now resembling a small mustache (like Adolf Hitler's), with an angry expression and glowing yellow eyes. The text 'STONETOSS.COM' is visible vertically on the right edge of the first two panels.

Shotgun

26 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A can of PetAg KMR Kitten Milk Replacer with the text "*shotguns then proceeds to crush empty can against forehead*" written above it. The can features a picture of a cute white kitten.

Boyfriend

15 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A blue wire cage with colorful plastic tunnels and accessories, against a white background. Text overlay reads "if i had a boyfriend i'd put him in here."

Future

16 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A cat gazes into a crystal ball, with the text "I see in your future: No bitches in sight."

Waitress

21 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A meme shows a waitress taking an order from a couple, with the text: "Waitress: Hey folks, just a heads up, we don't serve dog here. Guy: Can I just have a water? Waitress: Sorry I don't speak karate."

Hitler

19 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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The meme shows the text "Western Europe: *exists*", followed by "Hitler:". Underneath is an emoji with hands gesturing towards itself, along with the text "is for me?"

Donkey

9 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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In a desert-themed meme, a donkey and a woman are stuck in the sand. The donkey says, "Save me, I can get you out of the desert." The woman says, "Save me, I can be your wife." Below the images are two buttons offering the options to save the donkey or save the woman.

Infidelity

45 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A meme featuring a couple lying in bed. The woman is thinking that her partner is clueless about her infidelity with his best friend. The man wonders why she tastes like Steve's dick.

Cat

5 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A meme showing a cat with arrows indicating a cycle with the text "I wake up sleepy" and "I go be sleepy somewhere else."

Cat

5 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A beige kitten is climbing a white wall. The word "ascension" is superimposed over the image.

Child

28 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A close-up of a yellow sponge with a worried expression. Above it, a text overlay reads, "Arizonans watching their child burn to a crisp after forgetting to cover them in SPF 5,000 sunscreen."

Stare

7 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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The image shows a split panel. The top panel contains the phrases "Stop looking at me like that" and "Stop fucking staring at me." The bottom panel is split between an anime character with tears streaming down their face and a white cat staring intensely at the viewer.

Location

7 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A picture of the solar system with an arrow pointing to planet Earth. The text reads: "GET DOXXED LOSER. I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE NOW."

Weed

7 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A weed bag with Spongebob smoking is lying on the ground with the text "Do NOT want to run into whoever been smoking this." on the bottom of the image.

Cheesecake

8 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A plate with a slice of "vegan cheesecake", which is actually a piece of dirt and grass. The text says "Vegan cheesecake. Follow me for more recipe ideas."

Nightmare

6 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A seal with human-like eyes is positioned under a rainbow, with the words "I hope you have a nightmare and shit the bed." written below it.

Guy

6 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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The image shows two photos side-by-side with the text "You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about." The first photo depicts a young man with a red turban, wearing a white shirt with his arms crossed. The second photo shows a turbaned man in a blue and yellow robe sitting on a motorcycle.

Section

10 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A man and a woman are looking at a computer screen. The text reads: "You see babe, this journalist's surname ends with 'berg,' now let's see his 'early life' section just to double check."