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42 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago
A green background with a laughing Pepe the Frog image on the left. On the right, text compares 'Chinese history' to 'European history.' Chinese history is described as 'Chao Ling takes power; 247 million perish.' European history is described with a long, convoluted sentence about a noble marrying his half-sister, triggering a war between two other elaborately named figures, and establishing a small tax haven.
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    • Procrastination

    13 views · Anonymous · 5 months ago
    A meme using a still from the movie 'The Sound of Music' showing Julie Andrews as Maria singing on a grassy hillside with her arms outstretched in joy. The text at the top reads 'LOOK AT ALL THESE PROJECTS AND PAPERS' and the text at the bottom reads 'I HAVEN'T STARTED'.
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    • Mother

    41 views · Wade · 1 year ago

    Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"

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