5+ Best Lifetime Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Zoo

A still from The Hobbit shows a dwarf with a helmet saying, "I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox and a lifetime ban from the zoo."

Dog

A photograph captures a cloud formation in the sky resembling a dog, possibly a corgi, leaping or running. Below the cloud, the sun or moon shines brightly. The text overlay reads: "I have literally waited my entire lifetime to see this...".

Budget

Life's stupid

A man is looking directly at the viewer with a concerned expression. The text above him reads: "When you accidentally set a lifetime budget as the daily budget on a campaign."

Marriage

The image shows a conversation between the author and his aunt, with a shocked Pikachu image at the bottom. The aunt is telling him that tattoos are a lifetime commitment. The author responds, "unlike your marriage". Below it says "Everyone else at the family BBQ".

Taco Bell

An AI-generated image of a wolf dressed in a pinstripe suit, holding a cigar in its mouth and a glass of whiskey in a dimly lit bar. The text on the image says: "Feed a man Tacobell, he farts for a day Teach a man Tacobell, he farts for a lifetime".

Jokes

Grandfather

My grandfather has the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Wait

I really hate waiting to die... It's taking a lifetime.

Comeback

My friend: "Yo, stupid."

Me: "Is that right? And what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?"

My friend: *rolls eyes* and says, "Whatever."

Me: "Keep on rolling them; you might find your brain in there."