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Zoo

34 views · Swf · 1 year ago
A still from The Hobbit shows a dwarf with a helmet saying, "I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox and a lifetime ban from the zoo."
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    • Dog

    42 views · Willy b · 7 months ago
    A photograph captures a cloud formation in the sky resembling a dog, possibly a corgi, leaping or running. Below the cloud, the sun or moon shines brightly. The text overlay reads: "I have literally waited my entire lifetime to see this...".
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    • Budget

    1 view · Why should you care · 1 year ago

    Life's stupid

    A man is looking directly at the viewer with a concerned expression. The text above him reads: "When you accidentally set a lifetime budget as the daily budget on a campaign."
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    • Taco Bell

    64 views · Heroin Monkey · 3 months ago
    An AI-generated image of a wolf dressed in a pinstripe suit, holding a cigar in its mouth and a glass of whiskey in a dimly lit bar. The text on the image says: "Feed a man Tacobell, he farts for a day Teach a man Tacobell, he farts for a lifetime".
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    • Marriage

    9 views · Thoughtless · 1 year ago
    The image shows a conversation between the author and his aunt, with a shocked Pikachu image at the bottom. The aunt is telling him that tattoos are a lifetime commitment. The author responds, "unlike your marriage". Below it says "Everyone else at the family BBQ".
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    • Grandfather

    2015 views · Punk · 7 years ago

    My grandfather has the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

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