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Sex

A screenshot of two Reddit comments on a dark background. The first comment, from a deleted user, asks about the lengths of depravity humans will go to for sexual stimulation and the torment they can endure for the possibility of sex. Below this, another user, whose name is obscured by a red bar, replies 'please help they found me i fucked a cactus'.

Foot

A tweet that reads: "Math teacher: the boat is 50 feet long. Me: feet?!?! *starts jaking off*"

Meme

The image is a surreal meme featuring a collage of unrelated images and text. In the center is an image of Peter Griffin with the hair of a rapper. Around Peter are various unrelated images, including Angry Bird, Mia Khalifa, an image with the words "DONUTS" and "HA GOTEEM", and a troll face. There is also text in Arabic which translates to: "All free movies online. Free full-length movies, comments, trailers, digital video discs, and more. Watch uncut Hollywood movies in full length, all streamed online, on demand. Very soon, a true legend died." There is also a "Download Free" button.

Mr Bean

A photo of a tablet on a table displaying a custom-made Pokemon card of Mr. Bean. The card lists his name, HP, and two attack abilities with descriptions and attack points.

Hair

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A person getting a haircut with the text "Did you know? If you cut your hair, it gets shorter."

Hot pocket

A Hot Pockets package with the text "Made with 100% existential dread. THE ENDLESS COSMIC VOID with the sound of a thousand collapsing stars in a suffocating groan." Instead of a typical filling, the inside shows black tentacles and other strange shapes. There is also text describing the product as "OVERWHELMINGLY STUFFED WITH VISIONS OF THE ABYSS -THE SIZE OF THE UNIVERSE - THE LENGTH OF TIME - THE EDGE OF REALITY" The label says "Nestle Hot Pockets"

Pie

A character resembling a blueberry pie is depicted on a card that looks like a Pokemon card. The card reads: "Basic Pokémon Pie 50 HP. Explosive blueberry pie Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown. Blueberry Explosion 10x. Weakness +30, resistance -30, retreat cost."

Pillow

A trading card style image features a cartoon pillow with a face and small limbs. The card's top reads "Basic Pokémon. Pillow" followed by "50 HP". A brief description, "Down pillow Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown" is under the image. Below, the card lists two attacks: "Pillow Fight!" with a description and "Popper Toy". The card also shows a weakness (+30) and resistance (-30). At the bottom it reads, "Illus. Druvianism Arts 1995, 96, 88 Nintendo Creatures. GAMEFREAK. ©1999 Wizardz. 55/102".

Television

A yellow Pokémon card with a depiction of a black television screen. The card includes the name 'TV' and its 'Bright Light' and 'Speaker Blast' attacks. It's described as a 'Flat-screen plasma television Pokémon'.

Dora

The image shows a Pokemon card with Dora as the character. It states that, "An island eater such as myself has always been fated to go hungry.", and the attack is called "Perfect Spanish" where Dora will talk in spanish, making the opponent confused.

Cake

A picture of a cake stylized as a Pokemon card. The cake is a rectangular slice of chocolate cake with a frowning face. The card lists the cake as a basic Pokemon with 50 HP. Its attack is "Butter Knife," where it will use a butter knife to stab the opponent. It also shows weakness and resistance.

Pokemon card

A Pokemon card featuring a drawing of a stick figure character named David. The card lists two attacks: "Aw, Seriously?" and "AW, SERIOUSLY!!??". The card also includes the following text: "Basic Pokémon. David. 50 HP. Stick figure Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown. David says "Aw, Seriously?" Making the opponent confused. David yells "Aw, Seriously?" at the opponent. Weakness +30. Resistance -20. Retreat cost."

Flower

A Pokemon trading card featuring the character Flower. The card reads: Basic Pokémon Flower. Flower Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown. "Space". Flower pushes the opponent aside.

Pokemon card

A Pokemon card featuring a character called Four with two eye attacks and two lightning attacks. It has the text "Basic Pokemon Four. Arabic numeral four Pokemon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown. Zappies: Four zaps the oppo with his hands. Screech: Four Screeches the opponent."

Pokemon

A Pokémon card featuring an 8-ball. The card's title is "8-Ball" with the type "Billiard 8-ball Pokémon". It lists the attacks "Roll Out" and "Stick Wack", describing the effect and damage. The card also shows weakness, resistance, and retreat cost. The card is a parody of a standard Pokemon card design.

Pokemon card

A Pokemon card featuring a cartoon cloud character named Cloudy. The card has attacks called 'Thunderstorm' and 'EgGz'. The card details include 'Cumulus cloud Pokemon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown'. The bottom of the card has copyright information: 'Illus. Druvianism Arts 1995, 96, 88 Nintendo Creatures. GAMEFREAK. ©1999 Wizardz. 55/102'.