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Moose

51 views · Claoky · 2 years ago

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A yellow road sign depicts a moose standing over a smashed car. Below it is another sign that reads "INVINCIBLE MOOSE NEXT 5 KM". Above, the text "Roses are red. Mercury's in thermometers."
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    • American

    34 views · Swf · 10 months ago
    A picture of a penguin wearing a red tie looking angrily at the viewer. Text on top reads, "Americans when they see someone using km/h instead of glazed donuts per bald eagle." Text at the bottom in brackets reads "[anger]".
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    • Russia

    142 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    Two tweets are shown in a side by side comparison. The first tweet reads: "To be fair, you could drive for 149 hours across Vatican City if you drive slow enough." The second tweet below the first one reads: "You can drive for 149 hours across Russia and still be in Russia". The second tweet also includes an image of the Russian map with a line of travel highlighted. It shows the route from west to east of Russia and has a text bubble displaying '149 hr'.
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    • Egg

    14 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    Two tweets are shown. The first tweet says: "Imagine walking 2km to hatch an egg and it turning out to be a fucking magikarp." The second tweet is by user Magikarp The Fish saying: "imagine waiting nine months to give birth and it's you"
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    • Moose

    23 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A road sign featuring a silhouette of a moose standing over a crushed car. Text below reads: "INVINCIBLE MOOSE NEXT 5 KM". The image is accompanied by the text, "Roses are red. Mercury's in thermometers."
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    • Place

    11 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago
    A screenshot of the Wikipedia page for Goochland, Virginia. It includes a photograph of the Goochland County Courthouse, a map showing the location of Goochland in Virginia, and information about the area's geography and population.
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    • Speed

    50 views · Anonymous · 6 years ago

    I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

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