New Johnson Memes

Dhar mann

22 days ago

When did Dhar mann joined organization 13???

A YouTube screenshot. The top half shows a video thumbnail titled "BULLIED NERD NEW MAKEOVER SHOCKS SCHOOL" featuring a young man with glasses, a bow tie, and red blotches on his face. Below the title, the creator "Dhar Mann" is visible. The bottom half displays the video's description, specifically a cast list. Listed are character roles and their actors, such as "Noah - Jimmy Pierce" and "Friend 4 - Casey Roxas". Overlaid on the bottom right of the screenshot is an image of the character Roxas from the Kingdom Hearts video game series, wearing a black coat and holding two Keyblades. An arrow points from Roxas to the text "Friend 4 - Casey Roxas" in the cast list.

Masturbation

1 month ago

A screenshot of a Reddit post from r/Kanye, labeled NSFW. The title asks, 'Is it still ethical to jiggle my johnson to Kanye songs?' The body text below is a 'DISCUSSION' post starting with 'A while ago, I discovered that certain Kanye songs caused me to become ithyphallic...' and continues with a lengthy description of the user's masturbation habits, influenced by Kanye West's music and recent controversies. It ends by asking for an alternative suggestion like 'Jordan Terrell Carter'.

Wife

9 months ago

A still from a television program showing two muppets. Grover wears a blond wig and a brown jacket, while the other one is blue with a brown wig. The text says: "Grover mocks Mr. Johnson by dressing up as his dead wife."

Dwayne Johnson

1 year ago

The image shows three pictures of Dwayne Johnson. In the first he has his fist clenched and is labeled "Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson", in the second he holds his hand out and is labeled "Dwayne 'The Paper' Johnson", and in the third he makes a peace sign with his fingers and is labeled "Dwayne 'The Scissors' Johnson."

Sea

1 year ago

A tweet from BCC News shows the text "BREAKING: Following his resignation, Boris Johnson has escaped to the sea." Below this text is an image of Boris Johnson running into the ocean on a beach.

Magic

1 year ago

A lighted sign with the text 'MAGIC JOHNSON WASTED THE WORLDS BEST PORN NAME ON A BASKETBALL CAREER'. Above the sign is a 'TRUCK YARD' sign.

Dwayne Johnson

1 year ago

$A black and white image of a man with a powdered wig playing an organ, but the face has been replaced by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. The text above the image reads "Dwayne \"The Bach\" Johnson".$

Wife

1 year ago

A screenshot from what looks like a children's show, showing a man in an orange shirt in the center with Elmo and another muppet next to him. The text says: "While the rest of them are telling Mr. Johnson not to jump, Elmo antagonizes him by telling him he fucked his wife too."

Stock

1 year ago

Stonks

Dwayne Johnson

2 years ago

The image shows three photos of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. In the first photo, he is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, making a fist. In the second, he is Dwayne "The Paper" Johnson, holding his hand flat. And in the third, he is Dwayne "The Scissors" Johnson, making a V with his fingers.

Croc

2 years ago

Dwayne Johnson

2 years ago

Dwayne the Cock Johnson is the man

The image shows a modified portrait of Dwayne Johnson with his neck extended and shaped like a penis. The text above the image says 'Dwayne the cock johnson'.

Eye

2 years ago

Pog did not punch someone. This story is false.