In Time memes

Time

1 year ago

🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵

Time

1 year ago

Story

1 year ago

The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."

Middle East

1 year ago

The image is divided into three panels. The top panel shows several fighter jets flying in the sky over a desert landscape with fire and smoke in the background and the text "Born too late to deploy to the Middle East." The middle panel shows a nighttime cityscape with a mosque and golden dome in the foreground and a person standing on top of the dome, with the text "Born too early to deploy to the Middle East." The bottom panel shows a soldier in a military vehicle in a war zone with buildings in the background and the text "Born just in time to deploy to the Middle East."

US Government

1 year ago

A picture of a person from the movie The Matrix with text overlaid in three sections. The text says, "Born too late to own property. Born too soon to be a teen TikTok star. Born just in time to be afraid of the US government."

Jokes

Coat Hanger

4 years ago

I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time, I'd give your mom a coat hanger.

9/11

1 year ago

Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.

Hairline

3 years ago

TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.

In Time jokes