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Taiwan numbah wun

A man stands in front of a line of tanks. He is wearing a white shirt and dark pants.

Anonymous

Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem

A dictionary definition of the word "obscene" is shown. The text of the definition reads "obscene | adjective (of the portrayal or description of sexual matters) offensive or disgusting by accepted standards of morality and decency: obscene jokes | obscene literature. - offensive to moral principles; repugnant: using animals' skins for fur coats is obscene. ORIGIN late 16th century: from French obscène or Latin obscaenus 'ill-omened or abominable'."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a comparison of 'Stoners 2020' and 'Stoners 1520'. In the first panel, a modern stoner is crying and saying 'This weed is too strong, I'm having an anxiety attack,' while another says, 'Haha pussy.' In the second panel, two indigenous people are shown with a bright background, one says, 'Nice Ayahuasca,' and the other says, 'Let's sacrifice a child.'

Wade

I love this comic run so much

The comic shows Spider-Man and Deadpool looking at each other with confusion. In the second panel, a fiery horse carriage drives by. In the last panel, they discuss the 19th-century Ghost Rider and his potential involvement in the wrong Civil War. The text in the speech bubbles says: NEIGH! Did you just see that? 19th Century Ghost Rider? Yup. Oh man, do you think he's showing up to fight in the wrong civil war? Let's hope he fights for the North, otherwise he's not gonna like taking orders from a black Captain America.

the taste of mommy's milk

A 3D rendering of a moai statue. It is gray with some mossy green tint and looks slightly smiling. The background is black.

blach66

The image consists of three panels. In the first panel, blue Among Us character asks, "What number is between 12 and 13?" Orange and green characters are visible next to blue character. In the second panel, orange and green character respond with “69”, while red character responds with "PURPLE". In the third panel, we see the blue character with a red character ejected into space saying "IT'S 69, I KNOW NOW. IS 69. 69 69. Forgive me. Blue, can you delete my search history?"

TechPriestGotDrip

Fine I'll soon turn this wasteland of a page into r/Admech and r/AdeptusMechanicus habitable sites by myself

The image shows two panels of a character that looks like a TechPriest from Warhammer 40k. The top panel has the text: "Use newly invented weapons that are superior than your current ones to assist the Imperium." The bottom panel has the text: "Putting them in storage for hundreds of years so you can claim that you can 'Rediscover Old Technology'."

Chriss

Personally, I think they should be free

An image with the text "Slaves should be____" written at the top. Below that, two characters from a cartoon are shown with the word "Free" superimposed on each.

MEME LORD

A screenshot of the Google Chrome app page in an app store. It says "FREAKY Chrome" at the top and has an update button. It is rated 4.6 with one million ratings. The age is labeled 18+ and the chart position is #2 in utilities. Under 'What's New' it says: "got a freaky update... just for you. install it for a good time. - added Freaky Spongebob." There are 4 eyes placed next to the app name. There is also a tongue emoji next to the age.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a screenshot of a YouTube video by Vsauce. The video title is 'I attempt to revive Hitler using my mind'. Below it, there is a text: 'The entire population of China'. On the right side, there are more suggested videos with titles like 'Doing drugs for science', 'I'm addicted to gambling', 'My left testicle', 'No Man's Sky part 1', and 'I haven't brushed my teeth in 3 years'.

Heroin Monkey

A shelf in a store with a sign above reading "Superheroes." One of the books on the shelf shows a picture of Hitler with a swastika over his face.

Heroin Monkey

A picture of Elmo wearing a hat and binoculars. The text says: "As he watches for JFK's motorcade to round the corner, Elmo prepares to make his mark on history."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a four-panel comic. The first panel depicts a box with arrows pointing outwards and the text "Pressurized gas pushes its container". The second panel shows a figure with a trollface boiling water. The third panel shows a figure with a trollface putting steam into a piston. The fourth panel shows a steam train with a trollface on it and the text "Start industrial revolution".

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Google search history shows the phrase "Symptoms of dementia" being searched repeatedly at the White House.

Heroin Monkey

A man with a beard and a white turban is shown in a video. Below the video there is a comment that says, "Shame he's dead, imagine if we had him on the Joe Rogan Podcast."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows Squidward on one side of a brick wall and Spongebob on the other side. Below the image it says: "Two Germans (Eastern and Western) attempt communication across the Berlin Wall. (May 13, 1963) (re-colorized)".

Heroin Monkey

A digital painting of George Washington in a frame is on a wall. A speech bubble reads, "Jorg Washingmachine". A Roblox character stands before the image.

Heroin Monkey

The meme shows a question from a post asking how people in the Middle Ages knew what skeletons looked like without x-ray machines. An edit to the post says, "I forgot about dead people." Below the post is an image of Megamind with an evil grin, and a dial with settings ranging from small to mega, with the dial pointed to mega.

help me please im being abused

The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows Joe Biden looking puzzled with the quote: "Abraham Lincoln is the most racist president we've had in our history." The bottom panel shows a portrait of Woodrow Wilson with the text: "Am I a joke to you?"

help me please im being abused

The image shows a meme featuring Willy Wonka, with the text "No free blacks in the Anti-Slavery Society? Please tell me how that works."

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