100+ Best Hereness Memes - Page 9 - Worst Jokes Ever

Bio

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man with glasses sits at a chessboard. The text says, "How mfs with 'you're probably here because I offended you' in their bio feel."

Bae

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A cartoon image shows Stewie Griffin in a hospital bed with an open mouth, looking as if he is yelling. The text on the image reads: "When you tell BAE to leave you alone and BAE actually leaves you alone. Get back in here and love me!"

Snack

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a cartoon cat-like figure is holding mangoes, with the text "HEALTHY SNACK TIME. YUMMY mangoes! No better way to start your winter arc!" The cat has a Serbian flag on its head. A Trollface is superimposed on the panel. In the second panel, the same character is holding some still water packs with the text "-AND HERE is your still water!". The cat has a Serbian flag on its head again. A Trollface is superimposed on the panel. The third panel shows the lower half of another cat-like figure running and holding a bottle of PRIME and a LUNCHLY pizza box. Trollfaces are superimposed in the third and fourth panels. The bottom of the image includes the text "By Chesca & J Hause".

Smoke detector

Shitpost master-general · 10 months ago

An old colored photograph shows a man resembling Albert Einstein standing in front of a blackboard, gesturing towards a drawing of a 9-volt battery and a smoke detector with the word "Chirp!!" next to it. A group of young Black men, dressed in suits and ties, are seated in rows, attentively watching him. The top text reads: "So as you can see, the smoke detector has a 9 volt battery which goes here..."

Furry

furry memes · 2 years ago

sup the meme furry is here

Illustration of a cat-like anthropomorphic character wearing a military uniform standing in front of a tank, the numbers 52-171 are written on it, and the username @crabfox is visible in the bottom right corner.

Bucket

Wade · 2 years ago

GROUT(I gotchu Cricket, here’s some more BCG memes)

A bucket filled with grout sits below a yellow gloved hand with the word "GROUT" printed in white over the scene.

Killer

RapBoat · 2 years ago

Here’s a photo of The Notorious B.I.G with his future KILLER

A photo of The Notorious B.I.G. sitting at a mixing console, with two other men. One man is behind him, with one hand on the back of his chair, and the other to his left. The photo has a slightly washed-out and vintage feel.

Dog

LOVE MADDI👒 · 3 years ago

HERE ARE MY DOGS

A photo of five dogs lounging on a gray couch. Four are laying down, seemingly asleep. The last one is sitting up, looking at the camera. The dogs are various breeds. The text of the image is: HERE ARE MY DOGS.

Rapper

RapBoat · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a Reddit thread. The title reads "sounds about right. Fucking typical. This is how it goes with anyone I talk to". The thread shows a user asking to name two hip-hop artists so they can be compared. The first response is asking whether they meant "Aesop rock or Lupe fiasco". Then there's a response that claims that Lupe is better as a lyricist. Another user asks if they meant "aesop rock or asap rocky" because they are different rappers, to which the user replies he meant asap and that he never actually listened to Aesop rock.

Cleverbot

ADHD autist · 3 years ago

Cleverbot being honest and a bit confused. 😂

A screenshot of a chat with Cleverbot. The conversation goes like this: It's okay, most people do feel like they're mean sometimes, even if they're not. Well good night! It's 2:40 pm. Here it is 11:17. I need filter when I speak, because I can be unintentionally rude sometimes. I'm just too honest. That's fked. How do I know who is you and who is me?

Call

bloodgod · 2 years ago

Guys is this normal?

A screenshot of a Discord conversation showing an ongoing call that has lasted for 125113 hours, 0 minutes, and 39 seconds. The user 'fleperd' is the main participant in the conversation. There are other messages and missed calls visible. Text on top shows 'scooter, come here - Worst Jo X' which is a tab open in the user's browser.

Penguin

Sapient Shrew · 4 months ago

Worstjokesever Technical Support is speaking here, what can i do for you?

A 3D rendered cartoon penguin, reminiscent of the Linux mascot Tux, wearing large black sunglasses and a professional black headset with a boom microphone. The penguin is shown from the chest up against a plain white background. There is a faint 'dreamstime' watermark visible across the center of the image.

Dog

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A close-up of a dog lying on a bed with its head upside down. The dog is looking directly at the viewer with a slightly goofy expression, showing its teeth. The text on the image reads: "HUMAN, ARE YOU AWAKE? OK THEN, I WILL JUST LAY HERE AND LOOK AT YOU."

Meme

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a surreal meme featuring a collage of unrelated images and text. In the center is an image of Peter Griffin with the hair of a rapper. Around Peter are various unrelated images, including Angry Bird, Mia Khalifa, an image with the words "DONUTS" and "HA GOTEEM", and a troll face. There is also text in Arabic which translates to: "All free movies online. Free full-length movies, comments, trailers, digital video discs, and more. Watch uncut Hollywood movies in full length, all streamed online, on demand. Very soon, a true legend died." There is also a "Download Free" button.

Trick

tabs1528 · 2 years ago

A four-panel comic with crudely drawn countryballs representing Poland and Russia. In the first panel, Poland is outside a door, calling, "Russia, be come here." In the second panel, Russia peeks out from behind the door and asks, "What is want, Polan?" In the third panel, Poland says, "Russia am trick!" and Russia yells "BLYAT!!!" while turning red and expanding. In the final panel, a Soviet Union countryball emerges from behind the door, laughing, "XaXaXa!!! Polan cannot into the trick Rossiya. OH KURWA!"

4chan

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a tweet by Emma Kennedy calling for users of 4chan and 8chan, specifically incels, to be added to a terror list, stating she doesn't care about their free speech. Below the tweet is a cartoon image of a woolly mammoth, followed by a forum post in green text: '>PRÖÖÖÖHH :DDD' and '>Oh fug :DD here comes the cabeman hunders :DDDD'. The image filename is visible as 'spurdmoth.jpg'.

Woman

dabestjoke · 2 years ago

Hello. Here's my story . An unemployed woman looking for love. I went on tindar because my friends were talking about it. I matched with a guy who asked me weird questions like if i could send pictures on my private areas, Being confident i said no.

A person is holding a fan of US dollar bills in front of their face. Only their eyes, part of their hat and their hand holding the money can be seen. The background is blurred and dark.

Dick

KidsFudgingChickens_KFC · 4 years ago

Best thing ever right here.

So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.