New Hereness Memes - Page 6 - Worst Jokes Ever

Family

Wade · 2 years ago

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a figure says, "Sometimes I feel like I have no one to turn to". The second panel shows a figure with a mustache saying "That's not true! Your mother and I are always here." In the third panel, another figure with blonde hair confirms, "Your father's right! You can count on us!". The fourth panel shows the first figure looking into two mirrors, one showing the mother and one showing the father. The first figure says "Ahhh- Almost had it that time!".

Pick

Chunke Monke · 2 years ago

here's my dick pick

A pink guitar pick with the word "DICK" printed in black text on the pick.

View

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Ignore line & ovals

The image is a screenshot of a Facebook post. The post is a lengthy text about Islamic terrorism. The text includes a fictional dialogue that is supposed to be a parody of a conversation about terrorism. The fictional dialogue begins with a claim that the terrorists were told to act by holy texts. The fictional responses include blaming social and geopolitical reasons, accusing the terrorists of not being true Muslims, and even accepting blame for causing the terrorism.

Movie

Mafuyu Asahina · 2 years ago

Here me out this would be a sad movie

A digital art image of a skinny black boy with a large afro, standing in a barren landscape, with rows of people in the background. The text on the image reads "Finding Water" and "Disney • PIXAR".

Police

ShyDragon3 · 2 years ago

poor police

A four panel cartoon of a person with a beard and a joint in their mouth. In the first panel, the text on the image reads '*knock knock*' and 'Who is it?'. The text on the door is 'Police'. In the second panel the text reads 'Why are you here?' The text next to the door reads 'We want to talk to you'. In the third panel the text reads 'How many you all are?'. The text next to the door reads 'Two'. In the fourth panel, the text reads 'Then talk to each other!'. The text at the bottom of the image are URLs.

Parent

Wade · 2 years ago

The comic strip shows a boy expressing that he feels alone, followed by his parents comforting him. In the last panel, the boy is standing in front of two mirrors, one reflecting his mother and the other his father, indicating that he's alone after all.

Sun

MrBreadHead · 2 years ago

Here comes the sun Do Do Do Do

A black and white photograph shows an atomic bomb resting on a metal frame in a bunker. The bomb is cylindrical with a square tail fin, and wires are attached to its side. There is also a spare tire standing next to the bomb.

Furry

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Here ya go

A fake enhanced license card with the text 'Furry hunting license'. The card includes an ID number, document date, class, issued date, and expiration date.

Seat

Chez · 2 years ago

I’m just gonna leave this here

A purple sign with the universal symbol for wheelchair accessibility on the left. On the right, the text "Please give this seat to a disabled person" is visible.

Cringe

Chez · 2 years ago

I’m just gonna leave this here

The image shows a cartoon fish with a human-like face with text saying "Doesn't seem to be any cringe around he-" on the top and a close-up of the same fish's eyes on the bottom.

Friend

Wade · 2 years ago

Me in a nutshell(on here anyways)

The image shows a still from the cartoon 'Rick and Morty'. Rick is on the right, with his characteristic spiky blue hair and lab coat, talking with a slightly maniacal expression on his face. Morty is on the left, looking dejected. In the center of the image is a text box overlay that reads: "Pros and Cons of being my friend. Cons: I'm an asshole. Pros: I'm your asshole."

Wolverine

Wade · 2 years ago

Good Question….Beavis and Butthead should be on here too

The image shows three panels. The top panel depicts Wolverine with his claws out with the text "WHO HAS" written in green. The middle panel shows Deadpool with a serious face, with the text "THE BEST" also in green. The bottom panel shows Tom from Tom and Jerry with his hand appearing as if his fingers are just grown back, with the text "HEALING FACTOR" in green.

Woman

dabestjoke · 2 years ago

Hello. Here's my story . An unemployed woman looking for love. I went on tindar because my friends were talking about it. I matched with a guy who asked me weird questions like if i could send pictures on my private areas, Being confident i said no.

A person is holding a fan of US dollar bills in front of their face. Only their eyes, part of their hat and their hand holding the money can be seen. The background is blurred and dark.

Sweet bro

The Unknown King of Moderation · 2 years ago

SBAHJ

The image is a four-panel comic. The first panel shows a red character with spiky hair and a large stomach, standing in front of a brick wall. The second panel shows another character, this one in purple, saying, "HEY... HEY? I HEARD THAT THERE WAS SOME FAT UGLY NUNSACK OVER HERE THAT WAS GODS GIFT TO GRINDS." The third panel shows the red character from the first panel again, this time with a "TCH>" bubble next to him. The fourth panel shows the red character with the text, "whoof want to know?" above him and also shows the character in multiple clones. There is also a big "TO BE CONTINUED" at the bottom with a distorted color effect.

Baby

Cricket Green · 2 years ago

Me

A four-panel cartoon shows a baby wrapped in orange cloth. In the first panel, the baby is yelling. In the second panel, the baby's mother is holding the baby and saying 'Here it comes!'. In the third panel, the baby, now wearing sunglasses and holding two guns, says 'Tickle my pickle, mami'. In the fourth panel, the mother says 'Oh no' and looks scared. Text in the panels says, 'AHHH...', 'HERE IT COMES!', 'TICKLE MY PICKLE, MAMI', 'OH NO'.

Vsauce

Grizzlymilk · 2 years ago

A man with glasses and a beard is looking directly at a security camera. Text on top says: "Hey, Vsauce Michael here. Your home security is great. Or is it?"

Suicide

Toast ツ · 2 years ago

not a meme

Text reads: "at this moment, my bday is coming up. i was planning on ending everything when my bday comes. nobody will change my mind. ive been waiting for 4 years to finally end it all. im turning 16. i just wanna say thank you everyone who stayed with me even if it was just a few weeks or a month or more for other ppl. i just wanna thank you for everything you guys did for me. i just couldn't just abandon what ive been waiting for. ive been waiting for 4 years to finally be able to do it. i waited bc i want to see if i changed my mind. but no, its still the same thing nothing changed. i want to say goodbye for everyone here bc this might be the last time ill be online on boredpanda bc i have to get ready for the day to come. Thank you everyone, i love you guys"

Bucket

Wade · 2 years ago

GROUT(I gotchu Cricket, here’s some more BCG memes)

A bucket filled with grout sits below a yellow gloved hand with the word "GROUT" printed in white over the scene.

Big City Greens

Wade · 2 years ago

I like this episode

A scene from the cartoon "Big City Greens" is shown. One character is lying down holding a magazine, another character is holding an ice cream cone, and two characters are dressed as bananas. The text asks those who have never seen the show to explain what is happening.

Trailer

Wade · 2 years ago

Matpat in a nutshell