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A Reddit post shows someone sharing an anecdote about kids singing the song "They Not Like Us" and other inappropriate lyrics on the playground. The poster finds the situation funny and reflects on the exposure of children to adult content.

The meme shows four images. The top two show Drake and Kendrick Lamar with texts 'I'm one away from Michael' and 'We don't wanna hear you say "nigga" no more' respectively, with the song titles and artist names below. The bottom two images depict Michael Jackson at different times in his life.

A line drawing shows a group of people at what looks like a party. Two of them are dancing, and one person is standing off to the side wearing a party hat and looking sad. The text says, "THEY CAN'T HEAR THE BEEP MY BOMB JUST MADE (ONE MINUET LEFT)".

I be ready like come on mfs

A gray cat stands holding a book and a cross. Text says: "After watching horror movie and you hear spoon fall down in the kitchen. Satan is that you?!"

That's all is needed to complete my day

A photo of actor Chris Hemsworth with a smug expression. The text above the image reads, "When you send a funny video to one of your siblings and you hear them laughing in the other room:". The text below the image is "*visible satisfaction*".

war

The image shows a split between a black-and-white background of a war scene with soldiers and helicopters, and the yellow face of the Sesame Street character Bert in color in the foreground. The text on top says, "Retail workers when they hear Mariah Carey start singing..."

Spongebob is sitting at a desk with a pen in his hand and looks startled with big eyes, in the background you can see a window. The text on top says: "when you're almost done with your work but then you hear kids around you packing up".

A cartoon girl with messy hair looks groggy. Text above her says: "When ya momma wake u up in the morning and u fall back asleep and you hear her coming."

A satellite image of a body of water that resembles a person falling or a person who has crashed into the water. The text on the image says, "I'M SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT... YOUR MOM'S SKYDIVING ACCIDENT"

The image shows two side-by-side panels of Violet Parr from the movie "The Incredibles". In the left panel, she is drinking a beverage looking relaxed. In the right panel, she is spitting out the drink with a shocked expression. The text above reads, "When you haven't done any of your chores and you hear the keys jiggling in the door..."

The image shows two panels. The first panel shows Tom from "Tom and Jerry" with hearts in his eyes. The text above reads, "Foreigners hearing someone speaking French". The second panel shows Vegeta from "Dragon Ball Z" with a shocked expression and Piccolo behind him. The text above reads "Europeans hearing someone speaking French." The text at the bottom says "He is speaking the language of gays."

The image shows a collage of Phil Mahar in two different video shots, on the top of it, there is the following text: "Can you hear the silence? Can you see the dark? Can you fix the broken? Can you". Below the video of Phil Mahar on the right the name "Phil Mahar" is shown.

The image shows a text list titled 'Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator'. The list provides humorous and absurd actions to perform inside an elevator.

A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

RubiksProbablyWasntTaken

Ok guys so like hear me out.

$A close up image of a shattered glass with a bullet hole in the middle. The glass is heavily cracked with fractures radiating outwards from the center.$

The image is a screenshot of a 4chan post with green text on a black background. It depicts a dystopian scenario in a future where Hillary Clinton has become a supreme ruler and implemented a series of drastic measures.

For those who know

The meme consists of three panels, each with text on the left and the 'Meme Man' on the right. The first panel reads: 'U swim in the sea and hear the reaper sound', next to an image of the Meme Man with hands on his head, labelled 'Panik'. The second panel shows: 'Ur not playing Subnautica' next to the Meme Man with a calm face labelled 'Kalm'. The final panel repeats: 'Ur not playing Subnautica', but the Meme Man looks distressed and is labelled 'Panik'.

A person on a plane looks sideways with a concerned expression. Text above reads: "me after hearing someone cough on my $8 round trip flight to italy".

those apple headphone warnings do NOTHING

A cartoon image of a character with a wide, slightly unnerved smile, looking upward. The text at the top reads: "Me after saying 'what' for the 3rd time & still not hearing what they said." At the bottom right corner, the source is stated: boredpanda.com

A man with a beard is making a 'shush' gesture. Above his head, there is text that reads, "Walking quietly so the homeless won't hear your spare change jingle."

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