5+ Best Healthiness Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Demon

Sugar

The image shows the text 'Live a healthy lifestyle. Choose drinks with minimal amounts of sugar...', followed by a line of several bottles of drinks, from left to right: Coca Cola, Red Bull, Ribena, Fanta, Sprite, Oasis and a bottle of Jack Daniel's. Under each bottle of soda is a small pile of white sugar cubes, and the pile under Jack Daniel's is zero. The bottles of soda have the labels 'Rib', 'SISP' on them. The Jack Daniel's bottle has the label 'JACK DANIEL'S No. 7 Tennessee WHISKEY' on it. There is also the text 'NEXT LEVEL BARTENDING WE SET THE BAR HIGH' in the lower left part of the image.

Cereal

A box of Case-o's cereal with a picture of a person giving a thumbs up. The cereal is said to be the finest cereal and that Twitch Bits can get you. It is made with real honey and can help lower cholesterol as part of a heart healthy diet.

Laugh

HAHAHA

The image shows a text box on a light orange background. The text reads, "Research has shown that laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog. So now I'm sitting in the park, laughing at all the joggers." with a laughing emoji at the end.

Iron

An anime character is about to eat a razor blade. The text says, "Eating razorblades is healthy. They're full of iron."

Lie

Your life is a lie

The image shows a cartoon figure with a yellow exterior and a cross-section revealing simplified organs and bones. The text reads, 'THIS IS WHAT A NORMAL HEALTHY HUMAN LOOKS LIKE'.

Smoking

VAPING IS ALSO BAD

The image is an infographic about the dangers of smoking. It lists many of the negative health effects of smoking. It states that within 10 seconds of a puff, toxic chemicals reach organs. Smoking harms most of the body, increases disease risk, and affects look, feel, finances and people close to you. Nicotine in tobacco is highly addictive and it releases dopamine. Nicotine dependence happens when the brain craves dopamine. Smoking is a major cause of cardiovascular disease, heart attack, and stroke. It increases the risk of blood clots. Some smokers have limbs amputated due to blood circulation problems. A graph lists the annual deaths caused by cigarette smoking in the United States between 2005-2009. It shows over 479,989 deaths. The causes include: lung cancer, ischemic heart disease, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, other diagnoses, stroke, and other cancers. The stages of lung cancer are shown.

Memes

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I am wanted for seventeen war crimes
in Libya, but I do not condone Sonic
the Hedgehog's behavior.
Hey guys, War Brother Chungus here. I agree with Corpse
Stuff. Although Stuff must be held accountable for his
misdeeds, pedophilia is a crime against humanity and
cannot be tolerated in a healthy society.

Snack

The image is a four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a cartoon cat-like figure is holding mangoes, with the text "HEALTHY SNACK TIME. YUMMY mangoes! No better way to start your winter arc!" The cat has a Serbian flag on its head. A Trollface is superimposed on the panel. In the second panel, the same character is holding some still water packs with the text "-AND HERE is your still water!". The cat has a Serbian flag on its head again. A Trollface is superimposed on the panel. The third panel shows the lower half of another cat-like figure running and holding a bottle of PRIME and a LUNCHLY pizza box. Trollfaces are superimposed in the third and fourth panels. The bottom of the image includes the text "By Chesca & J Hause".

Jokes

Room

My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

Horse

Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.

Dad: Rubbing on the horse’s chest and butt.

Little Johnny: What are you doing?

Dad: Checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it.

Little Johnny: Oh well, I think the mall man wants to buy mom.

Fish

What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin Sea.

Healthiness jokes