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✨Jassy✨

Oop

The image shows two cats, side by side. The cat on the left has an orange and white coat, with its eyes closed and a smile. The text above this cat reads: "SMILES ARE CONTAGIOUS!". The cat on the right is the grumpy cat with a frown. The text above this cat reads: "DON'T WORRY, I'M VACCINATED".

DreamBlue

A two-panel image shows a character from Invincible. In the first panel, a yellow fist labeled "Homework" is coming towards him. In the second panel, his fist hits the yellow fist, which now has the label "I'm sick".

ligmaballs2.0

wt

The image uses the Drake meme format. In the top panel, Drake is shown with a disapproving expression, hand up as if to say no, next to the text "Chance a virus with a 99.97% recovery rate." In the bottom panel, Drake is smiling and pointing with a finger, as if in agreement, next to the text "Alter my DNA from an experimental vaccine, with NO liability, from a corrupt industry." There is a text label FALSE in a red box on the left.

blach66

The image shows an advertisement for an "Autism Test" by FREEQUIZGAMES. The ad features a rainbow-colored infinity symbol made of circles, and a blue "START TEST" button below it. Above the image is the text "Seeing this advert just took me out of my depression."

Markgeraldnasol

Youch

The image shows a screen capture from a Pokemon video game. The text above the game says "Me when I stepped on Lego:". Two pokemon are shown: Slowbro, with 201 health, and Venusaur with 204 health. Venusaur has wide, red eyes and its tongue is hanging out.

Jjisfunny2011

me before summer

A cartoon of a person in bed with a thermometer in their mouth, looking ill, with a box of tissues, and a teddy bear near by.

Advice

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A text message exchange. One person asks, "busy later?", then asks, "free today?". The other person replies, "I have covid". The first person then responds, "oh fuck" and then writes, "lemme pound you w a mask on though".

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Random post #4

A green leaf character looks shocked while holding a hand sanitizer bottle. Next to it, a pink flower character celebrates. A roll of toilet paper appears next to her. The text in the image reads, "When you're really scared you have coronavirus but you get tested and it's only cancer" and "Yes, I'm safe! High five!"

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Random post #2

The image shows cartoon figures in a box, some of which are having a good time while other figures are holding up the box, with the text 'People chilling in quarantine' over the first set and 'People who are still doing their jobs' over the latter.

freddyfatbear

bruh

A cartoon image shows a man squirting a liquid into a child's face, with the text "ME DURING PANDEMIC" at the top.

killer of bears 101

An image of an angry cat with the text "WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY ARE NOT UP TO DATE ON RECOMMENDED VACCINES".

gta v god

EVery fat ass

Two overweight children are sitting at a table in a restaurant. The boy on the right is pointing and saying 'I'll have the obesity deluxe, please.' There are fries and a drink on the table.

PoseidonLm

Two muscular arms are shown in a handshake. One arm is dark, and labeled with the text 'Acne'. The other arm is light red, and labeled with the text 'Priests'. Above their linked hands, it says 'Coming on children's faces'.

Big daddy2.0

no thank u for sleeping

A cartoon man with short blond hair and a red outfit with white gloves is shown from the chest up with a surprised expression. Text in white at the top of the image says, "When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospitals and every one starts sleeping better". Text at the bottom of the image says "No need to thank me."

blach66

Hehehe

A glass of a brown liquid on a wooden table. The text overlay on the image says: "My new favourite math sum Coke x Sprite x Fanta = diahharia in a glass."

Angel_Izzy

$A picture with a text on the top that reads: "Make A Wish kid: \"I don't wanna go to Disneyland, my only wish is to keep living.\" Make A Wish staff:" followed by a picture of a young boy looking surprised.$

Jenny 😂

Daddy dick

Me after hearing

A picture of a person in an airplane with an anxious face, with the text "me after hearing someone cough on my $8 round trip flight to italy."

Anonymous

Why have I not seen these posters in my neighbourhood?

A poster on a wooden pole reads "Pleasuring yourself with a vape? Try masturbation instead. Masturbation alone or with a friend is a great safe alternative to vaping." There is also a website "WhatsInAVape.com" and "THE REAL COST" on the poster.

Anonymous

Saw this little gem online and decided to share it

The image is divided into four squares. The top left square contains the word "ACOUSTIC" in black handwritten font and the word "cancer" underneath in smaller black handwritten font. The top right square shows an image of a cigarette. The bottom left square contains the word "ELECTRIC" in black handwritten font and the word "cancer" underneath in smaller black handwritten font. The bottom right square shows a picture of a Juul.

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